The Lazy Concubine: The Gruff General Dotes on Her Daily

In her previous life, Wen Wan died suddenly from overwork. Reborn as the concubine of a top-ranking general, she swore off hustle culture entirely.



While the general was off at war for three years, she lay around like a salted fish the whole time—free, idle, and utterly content.



That is, until the Old Madam had a nightmare in which the general died on the battlefield with no heir to his name.



Determined to secure the family line, the Old Madam ordered the main wife to take two concubines with her to the frontier to, quite literally, breed.



On the way, Wen Wan and the main wife were separated during a bandit attack—and she ended up being rescued by a young junior officer.



Unfortunately, that officer and his hundred-man unit were soon surrounded atop a mountain by an enemy force of three thousand.



With a blade at her throat, the young officer said coldly,

“Better to die swiftly by my hand than be captured, defiled, and tortured to death.”



Wen Wan: Thank you, honestly! What a kind guy you are!



Braving her fear, she spoke up timidly, “I know a thing or two about outnumbered tactics… want to give it a try?”



Thus, the hundred-man squad fought their way out and became legends on the battlefield.



When warhorses began mysteriously dying in the camp, Wen Wan wrote an essay titled “Postpartum Care for Military Horses”—doubling the cavalry's horse population within a year.



Later, after successfully flirting her way into the young officer’s heart, she made a bold promise:



“Just you wait. I’ll go home, divorce that husband of mine, and come back with his money to support you. You’ll live like a god!”



Only to discover... the husband she wanted to divorce was that very same young officer.



The general gave a half-smile.

“I heard… you were planning to divorce me?”



Wen Wan: “…”