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this version is more closed to the abridged db
  
  
Thank you Akira Toriyama for your creativity and creations so thank you for everything you did for us
and thank you teamfourstar for giving me the moral and creativity to do this fanfic
    
    
    
so basicly i compleated all the dbz and dbs and decided read some fanfic and the fanservice is to much like why is everybody is trying to bag 18 and Bulma and i hate that like i dont mind romance but dont ruin canon relationship so beacuse of that i decided to write my own fanfic which the main characther is my favorite dbz villain Cell

I am Pure PERFECT

[the z warriors and the androids proceed to find the secret laboratory]

17:Lets see what we have over here.

Cell:Oh come on there is just 2 minute is there anything i can do,oh rigth.

[the warriors and androids get in the laboratory and looked at the capsule]

18:What the fuck is that thing,it looks like a overgrown cockroach.

17:İ dont know but it sure hell does look ugly.

Vegeta:No shit sherlock but leaving that aside,the fuck is that thing.

Trunks:İ don't know but it give me the most dangerous type of dejavu.

Piccolo:İ dont know but he seems familiar.

Gohan:İs it beacuse he is green mr.Piccolo.

Vegeta:We'll check that out later but now lets do some bug extermination.

Cell:İf you can hear me raise your hand.[said using a telepathic ability]

the androids and the z warriors:What the fuck,where did that voice come from.

Cell:The bug in the capsule.so i know that you want to know what i am and i would love to explain but would you like,give me exactly 1 minute 47 seconds.

Android 17 and Trunks:What the hell are you exactly also what do you mean 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Vegeta:That doesnt matter i am going to kill these androids but before that i am going to kill you green bug.

Cell:Oh come on dont be an asshole Vegeta and like what do you lose anyway.

Vegeta:Excuse me but i dont get orders by beings that are beneath so why dont we pack this up and i can proceed to shove my leg up their..[gets his sentence cut]

Cell:Oh i get it you are scared arent you Vegeta.You are scared that i am going to kill you all when i compleate my imperfect form.

Vegeta:you know you said a minute right we will wait that and after that i am going make a hole throught your chest.

Cell,Trunks,17,18,Tien,Piccolo:...umm what?

Vegeta:Yeah i realized it the moment i said it.

Cell:Yes these idiots buyed it,now i just have to wait and get out and proceed to reach my perfection and fuck off this damned planet.

Cell:Why are they looking at me like that.

Piccolo:You realize we can hear you right.

Cell:...i forgot to turn off telepathy.

Piccolo:So your plan is to run away and leaving that aside what do you mean by perfection.

18:Are you just gonna stay silent.

Trunks:umm guys i think we should.

I am going to kill you