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this version is more closed to the abridged db
  
  
Thank you Akira Toriyama for your creativity and creations so thank you for everything you did for us
and thank you teamfourstar for giving me the moral and creativity to do this fanfic
    
    
    
so basicly i compleated all the dbz and dbs and decided read some fanfic and the fanservice is to much like why is everybody is trying to bag 18 and Bulma and i hate that like i dont mind romance but dont ruin canon relationship so beacuse of that i decided to write my own fanfic which the main characther is my favorite dbz villain Cell

I am Pure PERFECT

System:You have compleated the mission would you like to receive the rewards.

Cell:İll check that out later but now.

[Cell proceeds to create a mini explosion and get out of capsule.]

Cell:Oh you have no idea how my bones feel right now i have been in that son of a bitch for 3 years straigth,oh my back i cant fell my back.

Vegeta:Oh are we done bug man so why dont we start the figth already

Cell:Look buddy before we start i wanna say i will be enjoying this but before that why dont we make this place more clear.

[Proceed to create a ki shield around to z warriors and the androids and flattens the mountains and laboratory into a flat area]

Cell:So we have the area to fight so now i am going to slam you into the ground and after that i am going to achiave my perfection[he removes barrier that he set up]

Vegeta:Oh boy i am starting to get excite...[gets slammed into a mountain by a punch from imperfect Cell]

[Vegeta comes back in super saiyan to attack Cell,Cell reflects all of Vegeta attacks]

Cell:Hey system i have question am i a super saiyan i mean i have saiyan genes[in mind]

System:İndeed you are always in a state of super saiyan like the original Cell but beacuse of the fact that your body doesnt contain hair makes it seems like you are not a super saiyan, but you are one so dont worry.[in mind]

Vegeta:Stop ignoring me asshole and fight me regularly

[Cell grabs Vegeta by the hair and shoots him to sky after doing that he grabs his leg and throw him towards to ground]

Cell:Well you wanted it,you got it also i was thinking about something asshole,also you are imposible to ignore beacuse you are to damn loud my fucking ears hurt!

Vegeta:Dont you dare mock me you.. You cunt!!

Vegeta:İ dont care you pina colada.

Cell:İ think i hit him to hard in the head oh,is he bleeding?

Cell:İ am so done with this Vegeta.[punches him hard enough to make him vomit blood]

Cell:You know what this is your last chance to attack me put your strongest attack to hurt me and if this fails you know what will happens so are we clear.

Vegeta:Crystal.BİG GALİCK GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cell:Well i was expecting a final flash but this does to.Wait did he just combine big bang attack and Galick gun into a singular attack?(in mind)

attack that is way stronger than Vegeta was approcing to attack and destroy Cell

You are an asshole,Vegeta