New Girlfriend???

Ganshui University, 11:03 AM

Ethan's phone buzzed incessantly from Lin Yujia's spam texts. He quickly silenced it.

Priority: Warn the team.

Wang Zi Chen picked up on the first ring. "Ethan! You decided—"

"Is John there?"

"...I'm holding the phone," Wang muttered before John's deep voice took over.

Ethan shared the key points of the prophecy:

Leviathan-class sea monsters

Endless rains before the apocalypse

Two survival options: Everest or the open ocean

"Fuck me sideways," Wang said. "You've got an S-grade prophecy skill?"

"Higher," John clarified. "Normal prophets get vague haikus. This kid's reciting the whole Wikipedia page."

Next to Ethan, Lin Yiwan stood perfectly still, hands clasped behind her as she scanned for threats. It was somewhat ruined by:

Every male student stared at her legs.

A classmate's jaw dropped to the ground.

"Morning, Starbro!" the classmate shouted.

Ethan's eye twitched. Never drinking again.

When the guy noticed Lin Yiwan, his eyes widened. "Starbro... this your girlfriend?"

Ethan smirked. Let him wonder.

Lin tilted her head. "Starbro?"

Social Media Wildfire

The classmate's dorm chat blew up:

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"Starbro upgraded after yesterday's rejection!" 

"Those legs could solve world hunger" 

"MY EYES ARE BLESSED"

Lin Yujia chimed in: "Pfft. My sister's hotter."

Ethan's clueless roommates missed the drama, too focused on headshotting zombies. "Don't die over Su Qianran," one said as Ethan packed.

Jiangcheng Airport, 2:17 PM

The welcome banner hit him like a bomb:

『WELCOME 』

In neon pink.

Under it stood Wang, Spiky, and John waving like overly excited flight attendants.

"ETHAN! WE'RE HERE!" Wang yelled, grabbing every eye in the terminal.

Ethan thought about: 

A) Turning around 

B) Pretending to forget them 

C) Committing murder

Lin Yiwan's professional demeanor slipped. "Your... associates?"

"Unfortunately."

Spiky cheered, shaking the banner like a matador's cape. Two security guards moved toward them.

Ethan took a deep breath. This... is my life now.