Debugged: I Was Just the Tutorial Boss!

I was supposed to die five minutes in. That was the job—show up, monologue badly, get one-shot by the protagonist, and respawn next patch with worse stats.



But then... the game crashed.

And when I woke up, I wasn’t just Zerik the Tutorial Boss—I was Zerik the Bugged. Glitched stats, busted skills, a cursed pop-up I can’t close, and a system that keeps calling me the “Final Boss Candidate.”



Worse?

The protagonist missed his spawn point, the hero’s party is late, and the NPCs think I’m some legendary reborn deity who speaks only in cryptic memes and sarcastic rants.



Now I’ve got:



A mana-draining cat familiar that drinks espresso.



A passive that makes every important character misinterpret my words as prophecy.



And a System window that keeps throwing "balance patches" at me mid-fight like it's a game dev on caffeine.



I didn’t ask to be the villain. I didn’t even ask to be alive.

But if this world wants a Final Boss, fine—I’ll give them one.

Right after I figure out how to close this damn tutorial.