Elder Grandpa Bound to a Smartphone

Jian Li just wanted to grab a soda and scroll memes. But when lightning strikes his phone, he accidentally downloads a very grumpy, very ancient alchemist grandpa — Elder Sheng Tai — who claims to be the last Sage of Heavenly Pill Dao… and now lives in Jian’s cracked Android.



One’s a laid-back, sleep-deprived high schooler.

The other’s a ghost who thinks rice cookers are furnaces and Douyi is a cursed mind trap.

Together? They’re about to turn noodles, earbuds, and smartphone apps into the next great path to immortality.



Cultivation now includes: Bluetooth transmission of Qi, rice cooker pill explosions, spiritual tea on a budget, aura-vision filters, and emotionally bonding over instant noodles.



Warning: May cause sudden enlightenment, mild diarrhea, or spectral nagging.