Accidental Apocalypse of Ren

Ren wanted snacks.

Got apocalypse instead.



A random gangster says something that sounds like a toddler made it up.

Suddenly: gangs panic, police go feral, the government loses its pants, and the military is like “yeah let’s nuke a bar.”



Meanwhile, Ren’s trying to find his TV remote.



No chosen one. No destiny. Just one guy whose only crime was existing near plot.



Warning: Contains violence, conspiracy, and absolutely no common sense.



Perfect if you like chaos, crime, and confusion in that order.





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