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Death isn’t the end of being an influencer anymore. It’s just switching platforms.

In a near-future world where grief is commercialized and funeral homes offer “post-mortem posting packages” a strange new app called NecreoNet lets the dead stay online.

At first, it’s written off as a gimmick. A novelty.
Then... the dead start posting.
Liking.
Commenting.
Going viral.

Suddenly, ghostfluencers trend harder than the living. Engagement skyrockets. Mourning becomes monetized. And the line between legacy and algorithm starts to glitch.

Caught in the chaos is Mira, a washed-up influencer whose cat becomes famous — after dying. And Walter, a guilt-ridden coder who hears from a grandmother who’s no longer among the living... but insists on launching a podcast.

There’s something wrong with the NecreoNet.
Something no one alive seems to notice.
Yet the dead?
They’re loving it.

App of the Dead

📦 Bonus Insert — "Dead and Trending: Sponsored Chaos, Threads & Charts"

The Afterlife's #1 Ghosting App

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⭐ "Finally ghosted my ghost-husband. Five stars."

– Jezebel, died in1872, emotionally revived in 2024

Download now on the App-store-but-for-dead-people. Limited to 666 invites per day.

🧵 Thread from @mira_unfiltered

"managing a Hauntfluencer ruined my credit score: a thread 🧵"

1. adopted a cat to help with my online persona

4. now i manage ghost-cat merch and he's the face of 3 vegan snack brands

5. last week he hissed at me through the NecreoNet livestream

6. signed a plushie deal i didn't approve

7. his catchphrase is "meow beyond." i haven't slept in days.

8. ghost council followed me. i don't know if that's good or… cursed?

9. one of them liked my bikini post from 2018. i am scared.

10. therapy is expensive but dying is free. just sayin.

📉 Leaked Slide: NecreoNet™ Investor Briefing Deck

Slide 6 of 66 – Q3 Highlights: "Engagement is Death™"

💀 87% of users are "pre-deceased" (i.e., actively dying or spiritually detached)

🪦 Top 3 growth regions: Mapan, South Corea, Sweten, and Hell as an extra

🐾 Ghost pet influencers now outperform human ones 3:1

NFTombstones™ – Fully personalized and blockchain-verified grave markers with crypto wallets

Spectral Ads – Whispered branding in EVP recordings

Posthumous Subscriptions – Family members pay to keep loved ones "trending"

Memory Monetization Engine (Premium one)

"Our vision is simple: eternity, monetized."

👻 Bonus Meme: Found in the comment section of a NecreoNet obituary

"damn bro even in death you pulling better numbers than me 😭💀"

"ghosted me in life, haunting me in the algorithm"

"at this point death is just content strategy with higher incomes potential"