isekai into a game: a fool's journey into the new world

Everyone wants to be the main character.



I didn’t.



I just wanted one last run. One final login. One quiet goodbye.



Instead, I woke up inside a character I min-maxed while coughing blood and making bad life decisions. He wasn't supposed to matter. A build for flavor. A joke. A “what if” experiment made by someone who knew too much about the game and not enough about life.



Now I’m stuck in a world that’s way too polished, way too dramatic, and way too close to the game I thought I’d left behind.



No tutorials.

No dev console.

Just a suspiciously detailed backstory I don’t remember writing and a “talent” called The Fool that may or may not be gaslighting me.



But hey—if reality wants to play games?



I’ll play it back.



So let’s get this over with: quests, sword fights, noble politics, overpowered classmates, the emotional damage, and all the awkward childhood promises I definitely didn’t mean to keep.



This isn't a power fantasy.



It's a patch note rewrite by someone who never read the manual in the first place.