The President of the United States of F*** Everything

I didn’t become President to “serve the people.”

I became President because power is the sexiest thing on Earth — and now, I own it.



The Oval Office? That’s my playground.

Every hand I shake, every law I sign, every backroom deal I make — all of it just reminds me of one thing: nobody says no to the President.



Not my enemies.

Not the press.

And definitely not the women who look at me like I’m untouchable.



But here’s the thing about power:

It’s a game of knives and scandals.

Every day, someone wants to take my seat, ruin my name, or bury me six feet deep.



Good luck with that.

I’m not just playing the game — I AM the game.

And I always win.