Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

"Stop saying stuff like that. After being in secluded meditation for so many years, True Monarch White might have become more quick-witted. And his insatiable curiosity might have diminished too? Moreover, you can’t destroy a plane so easily!" True Monarch Yellow Mountain said righteously.

At this time, True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple said lightly, "Hehe. Senior Yellow Mountain, you’re speaking in such a righteous way. But, do you even believe these words you’re saying?" [1]

After being asked this question, True Monarch Yellow Mountain was at a loss. He felt sorry for saying all this nonsense right now!

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