Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

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After having Song Shuhang’s account muted by True Monarch Yellow Mountain, the pekingese Doudou couldn’t happily chat anymore. Therefore, he got bored and jumped down from the computer desk.

Then, he crawled onto Song Shuhang’s bed, starting to roll here and there lazily. And from the moment he started tolling, he didn’t stop even for a moment.

Song Shuhang carefully looked at him for a long time… this monster dog Doudou was really a pekingese. But was he somewhat related to huskies? This degree of liveliness was just too over the top!

After rolling on the bed for a long time, the pekingese Doudou suddenly stood up. He looked at Song Shuhang with a stern look and said, "Cough, cough. Little Friend Song Shuhang, from today, I’ll look after you!"

Song Shuhang bitterly smiled as he said, "Thanks."

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