Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

"I see. After the trip is over and we return to China, I'll go look for a waterfall!" Song Shuhang said as he clenched his fist. After jumping through the dragon gate, the illusory qi and blood energy in his body would condense and solidify, turning into true qi. At that time, he would really enter the world of cultivation and leave behind the title of rookie cultivator!

"I feel at ease seeing you this motivated," Venerable White said with a smile. Then, he also added, "Actually, you don't really need to look for a waterfall to experience the feeling of going against the stream."

"If I don't need to look for a waterfall… what do I need to look for?" Song Shuhang blurted out… but he quickly regretted saying these words!

If there was no waterfall… there was still the sky, the deep sea, and even space! Dammit, I have to stop being so straightforward and control my mouth!

White Crane, Venerable Spirit Butterfly, Iron Trigram… and a bald Song Shuhang! (2 in 1)