Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

<p>"Heavens~ which fellow daoist came up with such a terrifying pet phrase? After picking it up, I can no longer stop using it." Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team sighed.</p>

<p>Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "Fellow Daoists, I've arrived at the scene, and I'll now conduct a live text broadcast on the current situation for everyone… It seems that together with the fake Thrice Reckless Mad Saber are Venerable White, Su Clan's Sixteen, and 'Shi'. Venerable White and 'Shi' are standing together next to a car, while Su Clan's Sixteen is standing alone beside another car."</p>

Heavens, there’s no signal?