Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

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Thrice Reckless Mad Saber asked, "Did your robot customer start eating?" He was still wondering how robot people would eat.

Song Shuhang replied, "Chu Chu is still cooking. Our dishes can't come out instantly."

I'm Mr. Yellow Mountain's loyal dog said, "Eh? You actually made Chu Chu cook? You are simply wasting natural resources here."

Is it really okay to use the term 'natural resources' when talking about Chu Chu?

Young Master Phoenix Slayer asked, "Which Chu Chu is this Chu Chu?" He had been in contact with several Chu Chus recently.

Song Shuhang replied, "It's Chu Chu from the Chu Family, a family of cultivators. This is the Chu Chu who was on the Grievance Settling Platform."

Immortal Master Copper Trigram said, "As a cultivator, it's shameful for you to be unable to instantly make a dish. Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, you should just quit cultivating."

The original boss ran away with his sister-in-law