Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

The Divine Lobster's Chariot flew faster and faster.

Lady Kunna was about to speak but hesitated.

She seemed to be the type that was prone to hesitating, and she would always have this expression of wanting to say something, but not knowing if she should say it or not.

Song Shuhang asked, "Lady Kunna, what's the matter?"

Lady Kunna said, "Well, I've got something on my mind, but I don't know if I should talk about it."

Song Shuhang responded, "Please..."

The virtuous lamia suddenly sprang out, and said in an electronic voice, "Improper to speak, untimely to speak, are you going to speak or not!"

At this time, she was in a miniature form about the size of a small snake as she emerged from Song Shuhang's chest.

Song 'Right to Speak Always Snatched' Shuhang.

Anti-magic domain