Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

The weak signal on the opposite side seemed to have gotten stuck. After a while, the signal reconnected with № Tyrannical Tyrant. "№ Tyrannical Tyrant is not a princess?"

The steel manifestation replied, "№ Tyrannical Tyrant is № Tyrannical Tyrant."

The weak signal said, "Determined as a 'non-princess' item. Appraisal result is a recyclable item. Recommending to be transferred to the disassembly workshop for three-step disassembly. The outer shell is to be converted into building materials, the core is to be transferred to the energy core workshop, and the consciousness is to be transferred to the main system to enhance the main system's calculation speed."

[Reporting, № Tyrannical Tyrant is about to be broken down!] It quickly sent out a distress signal to the main body.

№ Tyrannical Tyrant was in great danger!

Yes, yes, yes, I am a princess, look at my long hair!