Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword calmly said, "Speaking without holding back, and also showing your thoughts on your face; blowing yourself up from time to time; fear of heights and high speeds; having many mental dramas. Now, you've got a problem with your hands... You've really heavily ill."

Song Shuhang asked, "But I feel like I can still save myself…?"

Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword quickly replied, "There's no saving you. Just wait for death and say goodbye."

Behind him, the virtuous lamia's head had quietly appeared at some point. When she heard Scarlet Heaven Sword's words, her eyes lit up... Her lines' database was updated again.

And unlike other lines, this line could be used in a wide range of situations.

Li Yinzhu crawled into Song Shuhang's arms, raised her head, and asked, "A'Song, you still haven't confirmed it. Does your small golden core already have the finishing touch?"

Song ‘Slightly Lonely’ Shuhang