Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

Song Shuhang felt that this thought that emerged in his mind was simply wonderful, but he decided to abandon it in the end.

He regretfully said, "What a pity. If I didn't have to ascend to the Sixth Stage within 30 days, then it would really be nice to just lie back, and let my Golden Core Composition compose itself."

"It's less than 30 days. After all, you've been closed up for a few days already," Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword reminded him.

Song Shuhang responded, "That's why I said it's a pity."

After saying that, he slid his hand over Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, and used the ❮Saber-Nurturing Technique❯ on it. "I'll have to trouble Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword to accompany me to meet that little guy Scarlet Pupil tomorrow."

When Song Shuhang said this, Scarlet Heaven Sword was filled with satisfaction. "Sure, no problem!"

One With the Swaber