Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

The heavenly tribulation iron maiden bounced towards Song Shuhang, Senior White's clone, and Sixteen.

Senior White's clone stood at the front and waved his hand at the heavenly tribulation, slapping it away like it was no different from a bug.

However, the heavenly tribulation magical treasure was sent flying towards Song Shuhang and Su Clan's Sixteen instead. As it flew towards them, it opened up, revealing its horrific insides.

"Nice pass!" Song Shuhang stretched out his hand to protect Su Clan's Sixteen behind him and jumped up. "Bicycle kick!"

He turned over and kicked the heavenly tribulation iron maiden away, kicking it into the vast sea.

After doing this, Song Shuhang wondered whether the magical treasure would fry the fish in the sea.

Su Clan's Sixteen blinked and smiled. "This heavenly tribulation magical treasure can't possibly unearth another treasure, right?"

M-m-m-mister, please don't kill me