Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

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"Sister White Dragon, there's no need to worry about that." Song Shuhang coughed lightly and continued, "Even if Sixteen does not have a slot, we can use Senior White's small-black-room-breaking disposable flying sword."

Sixteen turned to look at Sister White Dragon and said, "And if he's going to extract energy, shouldn't he be drawing your energy?"

Song Shuhang nodded in agreement. "Yeah. After all, Sister White Dragon is an actual dragon."

She lowered her head to look at Song Shuhang and stared at him for a good while.

In the end, she shook her head gently and sighed. "Sure enough, it's very tiring to communicate with a young man like you who has sharpened his sword for ten years but has never actually used it. You're given opportunities, but you can't grasp them."

I was trying to help you, but you want to stab me with your tentacles in return?!

Then you must have expired