Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

This was the fourth dragon pearl that he had seen today.

Song Shuhang looked at the dragon pearl in his palm and blurted out, "Senior White, there's really nothing you can't do!"

It felt like there was nothing Senior White could not do aside from birthing a child.

But even in that case, Shuhang suspected that if Senior White really wished for it, the rules of the universe would change, making it so that males could give birth to children.

Anyway, if Senior White could spit out a dragon pearl...

Song Shuhang's eyes lit up. "Senior White, do you have a secret technique that allows a human to transform into a dragon?"

"What?" Senior White looked at Song Shuhang in confusion.

"Is that a mirage dragon's dragon pearl?" asked Sister White Dragon while looking at the dragon pearl in Song Shuhang's palm.

Senior White nodded and said, "Yes, it's a mirage dragon's dragon pearl."

Very persistent