Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

Sixteen gazed at the large hand as it disappeared and said, "Should I tear another ticket?"

She felt that in addition to that small problem with her constitution, there was also the problem of easily being mistaken for someone else. An example of this was when Demon Monarch Anzhi wanted to kidnap her but ended up taking Shuhang away instead.

And from what she could recall, similar scenarios had taken place several times back when she was a child.

Song Shuhang laughed and said, "Don't tear another one; that would be a waste. After he realizes that he saved the wrong person, the Almighty Merchant should contact us on his own."

These insurance tickets were life-saving trump cards, and they should not be wasted.

Additionally, he trusted the Almighty Merchant to keep his word as his reputation preceded him.

My lord, I've got interesting news