Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

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"Have you lost your mind?" asked Immortal Fairy Bie Xue as she regarded Song Shuhang with pity.

"Yes, that's more like it!" Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

Upon first hearing about the 'Heavenly Tribulation Menu,' he too had been filled with excitement, and he enjoyed sharing that enthusiasm with others.

Meanwhile, the Puppet Fairy took hold of the sheep-like demonic beast, shrunk it once more, and playfully engaged a young cultivator with it.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue continued to stare at Song Shuhang while wondering if his brain had finally turned into liquid.

"Though it may sound absurd, the 'Heavenly Tribulation Set Meal' is incredibly delicious. The flavor of the braised lightning tribulation is so enticing that it makes my mouth water even when I reminisce about it," Song Shuhang remarked. To lend more credibility to his statement, he added, "Senior White also happens to be quite fond of it."

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue remained speechless.

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