Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

"I'm not interested in what I bumped into. I'm busy now," said Pavilion Master Chu, her voice cold.

Then, the strand of hair coiled around his neck tightened even more.

Song Shuhang raised an eyebrow and replied, "Well, aren't you efficient?"

The sword cheered on the side. It seemed that Song Shuhang's resistance to its pricking had improved recently. However, he didn't use the Saber Nurturing Technique, which made the sword feel a sense of missed opportunity.

"Senior Chu, if you continue to strangle him like this, Senior Song's head will fall off," cautioned the black-skinned Soft Feather.

As she finished speaking, Song Shuhang's head fell off with a thud and rolled twice on the ground like a rubber ball.

The scene resembled something out of a horror movie.

Encounter with White