Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

Fairy White Bones was at the Immortal level, right?

Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at Pavilion Master Chu's bewildering hair. Had her hair gained power as her body recovered?

"Don't look at me. I was gentle," replied Pavilion Master Chu while sounding rather nonchalant.

Fairy Creation chimed in. "She just fell!"

Song Shuhang reached out and grabbed Fairy Creation before gently putting her back in the room. He couldn't help but wonder why Fairy Creation seemed so lively today. Had something joyful happened?

Pavilion Master Chu, on the other hand, flicked her hair casually and gently laid the unconscious Immortal Fairy White Bones on the ground.

"Is this an insurance scam?" questioned the sword.

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