Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

"Why the puzzled look?" Fairy Skylark's 'divine sense' enveloped the flattened Song Shuhang. Upon seeing his bewildered expression upon hearing Little White mention inflating, she inquired.

However, due to Song Shuhang being squished, Fairy Skylark surprisingly couldn't directly read his facial expressions.

"I'm wondering how we're supposed to inflate ourselves?"

If it's just physical inflation, then the best way would be mouth-to-mouth blowing?

No, no, Senior White's 'inflating' surely isn't that simple and superficial.

Could it be some kind of symbolic meaning? Like boosting one's confidence?

"I'm really not bad, I'm really not bad! My friend ~ I want to proudly tell you, I'm really not bad ~" Song Shuhang attempted to sing — the more he sang, the more confident he felt!

Little White and Skylark were both confused.

The Sneaking Fairy