Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

Doudou stared with wide, bewildered eyes at Venerable Yellow Mountain.

Was stupid Yellow Mountain experiencing menopause? Otherwise, why had he suddenly become so irritable without any apparent reason?

Had he realized that I had secretly replaced his 'quick-acting heart-saving pills' with jelly beans of the same flavor? Doudou began to feel a bit guilty.

It was mainly because a few days ago, when stupid Yellow Mountain's heart ached, he would chew a few 'quick-acting heart-saving pills,' and the sound of the pills being chewed seemed to soothe his heart a bit... So, for the sake of his own stomach, Doudou had stealthily swapped Yellow Mountain's 'quick-acting heart-saving pills' for jelly beans.

After all, if his heart was fine, why take any medicine?

As he pondered, he saw stupid Yellow Mountain deftly reach for the bottle of 'quick-acting heart-saving pills,' pour out two pills, and prepare to pop them into his mouth.

Venerable Yellow Mountain, Is Your Shield Beefy Enough?