Legend of the Paladin

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Kurisu

Cultivation Chat Group

GodBrandy

"A full upgrade? Cultivation Chat features?" Song Shuhang replied while starting a fire.

He felt that ever since he had successfully placed his primordial spirit in the Tribulation Transcender Void, his entire body had started to update automatically. His life-bound magical treasure, weapon spirit, and cultivation chat features had all begun upgrading simultaneously.

It seemed that it wouldn't be long before he evolved into a brand new Tyrannical Song!

"You sure are busy," Pavilion Master Chu said in a daze.

"I realized that every time I want to enter seclusion or gain an epiphany, all kinds of inexplicable things come knocking on my door. Moreover, they're always things I can't refuse. This time is no exception." Song Shuhang said, then gently released the Saber Nurturing Technique to relieve the pain of the black-skinned Soft Feather.

Pavilion Master Chu was dumbfounded. "Are you in seclusion now?"

Place Your Bets, Senior Three-Eyes!