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Cultivation Chat Group
by Legend of the Paladin
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.However, after lur…
The Billionaire Stands Up for Me
by Walking Alone in a Dream
[Strong Female Lead + Everyone Ends Badly + Second Male Lead Takes Over + Clean Romance + Childhood Sweethearts]My fiancé's first love was diagnosed with a terminal illness, and she had a request:She wanted me to give her my planned wedding, and even asked me to officiate their wedding.I watched her wear the wedding dress I had sewn by hand, adorn herself with the jewelry I had meticulously chosen, and walk arm-in-arm with my fiancé into what should have been my marriage hall — considering she w…
Simulation Towards Immortality In A Group Chat
by Ethereal Like A Dream
One day, Wang Ping joined a transmigrators' group chat, where each member could randomly transmigrate to different worlds and obtain their own exclusive cheats. Wang Ping thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of his life... "Wait, 60 out of 67 group members went offline? What happened?" "Ding, one group member was eliminated. Chen Kang, who joined the group chat at the same time as you, has died. He didn't survive for even ten seconds. All group members, please take this as a warning." Wang…
Picked Up A Husband For Farming
by Wuxia
The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father excla…
Worldwide Beasttaming: I Can Design Evolution Lines
by Simple Rhythm
# MONSTERPETMu Xuan transmigrated to a dangerous world of beast tamers. Fortunately, after he successfully formed a contract with a beast, he awakened two major cheats consecutively: bloodline extraction and merging as well as an information panel.Hence, Mu Xuan extracted bloodlines and designed the strongest beast evolution lines until he became the strongest beast tamer.The world was beneath his feet and the sky was not that far out of reach!Icy Crystal Spirit evolved into Icy Crystal Frost Po…
I'm In Love With the Guy I Grew Up With
by An Xiangnuan
[The End of Spoiling] On her first day at the new school, childhood heartthrob Zac unexpectedly kissed her in front of the whole school! He even declared that she was his girlfriend!He pampered her, protected her, fought off the riff-raff, and shooed away other suitors, but he stubbornly refused to admit that he liked her.Until one day—[Spoiling√][Childhood friends√][No reposting or rewriting√]
Chat Group For Magicians
by Kyosei
(Warning: This is under revision. Don't blame me if you don't understand the story)Transferring to Tokyo after his parents died, Kazuma Fukuyama moved to the old house his parents owned and start his new life as an independent person living alone in Tokyo.However, things will change the moment he stumbled upon a huge discovery after inputting a code that was meant to enter a group chat for his classmates in school. Instead of getting inside the group chat with his soon-to-be classmates, he found…
Picking Up a Gorgeous CEO for a Wife
by Wind Traceless
On a dark and windy night, the legendary military hero Qin Yu found a stunningly beautiful and drunk CEO. From then on, Qin Yu's life was completely transformed...
Crossing The Lines
by BlueSapphire_dust
This is a story of a woman who is adventurous, a woman who likes to play safe, and a cautious man. Alexandra, Amelia, and Adrian are best of friends for as long as they can remember. They know each other's strengths and weaknesses; they even know each other's secrets and dating history. They find comfort from one another and promised to be always there for each other no matter what. But what if love enters their harmonious friendship? Will they fight or waver? Will they keep the boundaries they …
SSS+ Constellation Chat Group
by Dark_Crow1111
In the new era when the earth began the test to become a Level 2 Civilization, everyone's Constellations played the most important role because only from them could people obtain skills.Having a contract with a stronger Constellation meant getting skills with a higher class.Money was the determinant of getting stronger Constellations as they offered skills to those who paid more.Oliver had no problem with that as he was raised by his aunt who was a super rich woman.That woman could contract one …
Grupo de chat de cultivo
by Legend of the Paladin
Un día, Song Shuhang fue agregado repentinamente a un chat con muchos séniors que sufrían de delirios chuuni. Las personas dentro del chat se llamarían el uno al otro «Compañero Daoísta» y todos ellos poseían diferentes tipos de títulos: Maestro del Palacio, Señor de la Cueva, Verdadero Monarca, Maestro Inmortal, etc. Incluso la mascota del fundador del grupo que había huido de casa era llamada «perro monstruo». Ellos hablarían todo el día sobre el refinamiento de píldoras, exploraciones en ruin…
Level up for intiative girl！
by kajiaforc
Joy Brown finds herself embroiled in a supernatural occurrence! Before her slumber, she had been in her own room, on her own bed. Yet, in her dreams, she found herself tangled with a man throughout the night! Upon waking, the soreness coursing through her body insisted that it was no dream — she had traversed into another world, into the pages of a tacky romance novel! Heavens, she wasn't even the protagonist of this story! Please, she was a expert in the world of romance novels, a level-ten exp…
I'd Give Up The World For You
by Mcllorycat
Street smart city girl Daisy Miller gets a rude awakening, ending up not only in someone else's body but hundreds of years in the past! She never anticipated running an entire farm by herself but finds the peace and quiet a welcome change. Unfortunately, that peace is threatened by the arrival of a heavily injured boy who is clearly running from something.Rukelion Blaze trusts no one and cares about nothing but avenging his family and country after a brutal slaughter perpetrated by a neighboring…
The Redemption Guys [Completed]
by Nikki_Larousse
These Ingenious Male will melt your hearts with their charming and witty senses. But they have baggage from their past with them. Can their match overcome them?First, we have Kai Virtanen who was arranged to marry the Finnish Princess, Kathleen Remes.Then, we have our Wedding Planner, Antonio Romano, whose task was to locate the missing Princess, Christine Rovski.Also, we have Charles Debrun who has been kidnapped by Kiara Hoffman because of his research.Lastly, we have Katherine Remes, the Acti…
The New Guy
by yoojee
[COMPLETED]"If you leave me like this, I'm afraid this here", he tapped his index finger on the right temple of his head and grinned, "will finally snap."______________________________________________________When Yoon Se Ah, an ordinary office worker, meets Lee Min Hyun, their department's new intern, she thinks of him no more than a fool in love. However, as their relationship develops, her life makes its turn for the worst, throwing her at his mercy in the end. Turns out that Min Hyun, the ver…
Two Guys and Me
by Eva Hore
For my birthday my boyfriend Matt agreed to a threesome with another guy. I'd had this fantasy for years. When he selected his friend Brian, I not only got to experience having two men satisfy me at the same time, but I also got the pleasure of seeing them satisfy each other, too.
Christmas Pick Up Lines
by pandacornlova
Exactly what the title says. . . I got positive feedback on Book One and decided to share my Christmas book on here too! Why does this say book 4?- I already have 2 books other than this (just not published on this platform YET)The other two books:- Book 2 is currently being published- Book 3 is a Halloween Special, and will therefore be published in October IF you guys want it.
Between The Lines
by ciaraattong
Malory and Kyle must participate in the annual April Fest production as the leading co-stars. If they can cooperate by the end of the production, their long records of uncivilized behaviour towards each other will be forgotten. Malory and Kyle attempt to cooperate, grabbing the opportunity to make a positive impact on their own future. In the process, they become entangled in the chaos of the other’s personal life. Malory learns of Kyle’s disturbing reality, and Kyle learns of Malory’s scarring …
Showdown: This Is The Chat Group Of The Gods
by I Love To Chat
# PARODY # COMMUNICATESu Ze joined a chat group. The members in the chat group were peculiar; they enjoyed discussing topics such as ancient history and hymns of the gods. Their usernames were all bizarre too. Some examples of usernames were Handsome Guy With Lightning Bolt, the Most Beautiful Goddess, Dominator of the Sea, Grandpa With Magical Power and A Fireball In My Hand. Grandpa With Magical Power asked, “Su Ze, what’s your thoughts on Ragnarok? How would you handle the situation?”The Most…