funny deadly scenarios
Museum of Deadly Beasts
by Diabolical Eggplant
Lin Jin never imagined he would ever transmigrate. And to such a peculiar world at that. Here, deadly beasts were regarded as sacred, and thankfully, he owned a museum for deadly beasts.“Master, this is just a dying little tortoise…”“What tortoise? This is a rare species that contains the blood of a Black Tortoise and could be promoted up to level seven.”“What about this shedding mongrel?”“Mongrel? How narrow-minded. This is a branch descendant of the snarling hound with a hint of Kirin’s blood.…
Femme Fatale: The King's Deadly Temptress
by NixxxiE
"Today, I choose you. And I'll choose you over and over again. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat, I'll keep choosing you.” -AWhat would happen when a top assassin with a tragic background suddenly wakes up losing her memory after a long coma? Five years after living her new identity, Katherine meets many misfortunes. With the help of her friend, she takes on the role of a secretary-slash-assistant for the country’s popular bachelor, Damien Park, Aka the Resort King. But who would ha…
Seven Deadly Sins System
by VeryRandomName
One day, Chu Wuyao found herself waking up in the body of a beautiful woman in the world of cultivation.Thankfully, just then, a prompt appeared in front of her eyes.[Seven Deadly Sins System has been bound.][Act according to your desires and gain Sin Points!][You had an "in-depth communication" with Su Qianyi. Sin Points +10][You took revenge against Li Ruoshi and made her fall in love with you. Sin Points +50000][You betrayed your master and took over the Original Desire Sect, becoming the new…
The Black Book: Seven Deadly Sins
by All things Are Vanity
Greed, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, sloth, prideThe 'Black Book' records seven sources of sin, which are also seven steps to ascend to godhoodOnce, I thought there would always be one sin suitable for meBut I never expectedEvery volume of the twelve military letters bears my name!
The Mafia's Deadly Cure
by Unique_Ideas_
It all started with a debt.Then a misunderstanding.But what will it end with?Rafael, a 24-year-old medical graduate, takes on a perilous mission: infiltrate the mansion of Don Marco, a ruthless mafia lord, to gather intel for a rival crime boss. Posing as Don Marco's personal doctor, Rafael is tasked with curing his insomnia while secretly gathering information to bring him down. But Rafael harbors a dangerous secret—he's been infatuated with Don Marco for years.As Rafael navigates the treachero…
Deadly Doting Marriage
by Nan Xiaomian
In a car accident, he lost his loved ones and a leg, causing him to be handicapped. The day the perpetrator of the accident was executed, he adopted his enemy’s eight-year-old daughter.For over ten years, he tried every means to torture her and make her pay for what her father had done. Due to a conspiracy, she was trapped in a fire and never woke up since then. He lost his mind too with her charred body in his arms.Four years later, she made a triumphant and gorgeous return, together with a boy…
Deadly Bargain
by Anaise_Silverstri
|NOVEL UNDER RECONSTRUCTION. DO NOT READ YET|"It was never a bright idea to deceive a vampire. Yet, she did it anyway."Human enslavement at the hands of vampires has been long abolished... for the most part. The two races now live in different regions and keep to themselves.But when Hiln falls on hard times, she masks as a lower ranking vamp and finds herself working within the castle walls of the highest ranking vampire nobles.Things seem to go well until Hiln unknowingly catches the attention …
Her Deadly Revenge
by Felister
"What's that?" I whispered to myself as I felt something moved very fast behind me. It was very dark at night and a dim-lighted lamp was the only source of light I had to see my way home!"Oh my God!! What could that be?" I whispered to myself again as it moved again, this time, I felt it getting closer to me. Suddenly, I heard a soft whisper close to my left ear "she's back and will spare no one".I became more terrified and decided to run. As I was running, I felt that something was running afte…
The Deadly Hitwoman: A Lady With Special Abilities
by Seven-leaf Hibiscus
When Han Jing, a hitwoman with special abilities, transformed into the nasty and arrogant Lady Han, she used her privilege to be domineering to the max!! Her fiancé despised her and provoked her repeatedly so she broke off the engagement!She then got married to her fiancé’s uncle while pregnant so she could mock her fiancé and make him call her 'aunt'!Since she died in her lifetime because she fell into someone’s trap, she would allow no one to change her destiny anymore, not even god! She would…
MY LIFE WITH THE DEADLY PLAYER
by Tush_library
"Love, obsession are two different things. I don't know why you don't get it" I shouted at him already fed up of him stalking me"This is not obsession but, love" he shouted at me back "I love you, Christiana" he said calmly, it almost sounded like a whisper"Gabriella is dead! Were you the one that killed her?" I asked him as i looked at him curiously He didn’t say anything as he continued looking at me"You killed her? I am going to report you to the police for thos crime" I said to him as I brou…
The Chronicles of the Deadly Dead
by David Neilsen
14-year-old Zack Thornwood's life is turned upside down one day after baseball practice when he spots an 8-fingered man with a hole in his head disappear into the ground. Hole-in-Head Man is quickly followed by Xander Moon, a self-titled 'Hunter of the Dead' who explains that there are tons of dead people walking around pretending not to be dead. They look alive, they act alive, but they are most definitely not alive, and this is most definitely not a good thing.Xander gives Zack the ability to …
A Deadly Obsession
by Skye Alexander
My name is Athena Argos, and I’m the future Gamma of the Blood-Moon pack.I should be training to take over my position, but instead, I’ve left my pack to find the truth about the horrific attack that killed my father two years ago. He was my hero, and I can’t stand by and allow the pack responsible to get away with his murder.Follow the story of Athena and her lycan, Enyo, as they uncover the truth about who attacked their pack.What will happen when they find out that they are chosen by the Moon…
I have created a funny, but deadly Dungeon in another world
by FereliX25
Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a west…
Elf Harem: Conquering My Seven Wives and their Deadly Sins
by Lord_Raven
"—A world of nothing but those who tremble before your power, everything will bend to your will. All will kneel before you. Wouldn't you like that?"Born a half devil, son to a king, yet forced to serve the church for fifteen years as a slave knight because of his mother's hidden origins. Betrayed and thrown to the wolves by his brothers in arms, stabbing his back with the same swords they swore oaths together with.In his dying moments, he wished to live. A witch heard his call. Out of fate, or m…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
His Deadly Intentions
by novelsbykendra
His Betrayal: Chapter Thirty-Two ->Synopsis: Alina Sokolov, niece to the Russian mafia leader, Vladi Sokolov was left an orphan after her father killed her mother at only 3 months old, only to be killed himself in the same moment. After eighteen years of living sheltered from the outside world, Alina is now forced to marry the son of the Serbian mafia, Jakov Kostic on her eighteen birthday to make an alliance between the families._________________________His Deadly Intentions: Chapter One -> Thi…
Deadly mate
by Bobbie.miranda
"Beautiful, beautiful Speed Demon." The rouge hissed. His rotten breath hit my nose, making me want to upchuck. "It was so easy to catch you... Almost to easy." His face scrunched up into a nasty scowl. It was true, though it was supposed to be easy to catch me."I guess I'm not the best." Lie. I was the best Speed Demon in the Glint pack. "I guess not." He smirked. "But you puppy... Are all mine." He moved a piece of my hair. "What makes you think that?" I scoffed keeping my cool. "Because I hav…
Parasyte: Yuki, Fleur S.
by kuhaku_sora
"I've never once thought that zombies would be deadly; Yet here I am deadlier"Yuki Fleur is a first-year college student, studying fine arts and design, in the country of New Zealand. Little did she expect that, by the time she had woken up, the world had turned into ruins from a certain virus-parasitic epidemic. Contagious, deadly, rabid, these characteristics are thoroughly described by none other than Wattson Claire and Turner Andrew, one of the few scientists who played a big part on the exp…
Celebrity Crush Turned Deadly Love!
by Yagna
Suspense-Romance!"Are you insane? What the hell are you doing here? Idiot. Why are you so dumb? Don’t you know to be safe? How the hell did you get in? God!" I pushed her aside and she fell on the couch.Her eyes are so big and innocent. Her child-like face has a bright smile. Is she deaf? I'm yelling at her and she is smiling like an idiot."So, it's you! You are Mr. Stranger! I'm so happy." She hugged me. She fucking hugged me? She didn’t know what trouble she had gotten herself into. Idiot. I t…