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I Reborn as a God Within a Statue, And You Ask Me to Enslave All Gods?
by Cancer_Reo
[Detecting the birth of a new god... Data traction in progress][Alert! Intrusion detected: %*#... Data traction interrupted][Divine Revelation Protocol activated. Initiating emergency replication. The Legion of Judges has been dispatched...][1%... 5%... 33%... 99%][Replication complete!][Rebooting and reconstructing the world...]…Becoming a god feels like a grand deception.Instead of ascending to the heavens, you awaken inside a mere clay idol.You have become a god—yet only the weakest, most nam…
Remarried For Revenge
by Fallen_meteor
“Revenge!” That was the only thing on her mind when her husband cheated on her with her step-sister.Evangeline Midnight Star vowed to take revenge on her husband and her sister after her husband threw her away like a broken toy that was not needed anymore. But for that, she had to be strong again. She had to bare her claws and fight until she was strong enough to protect herself.And for that, she was ready to deal with the devil. Damien Alancaster, the devil of the empire, the beast of the north…
Only For You
by Bellamerce
"Do you believe in destiny? I think i am looking at mine."*All Alaia Crowe ever wanted in life was for her family to be happy and to not have to worry about money all the time. But because of her blindness, there was not so much she could do to help. So when an opportunity to 'fix' things comes along, though unsure of what she is getting into, she agrees to marry her father's billionaire boss. Anything for her family. After all, it's only for a year. But soon after, she realises nothing is ever…
Using My Regressor Status To Become A Sovereign
by Norobo
"Wish Upon A Star" The Item I used to turn back time amidst a battlefield of gods and devils. To go back and change everything so that I can live a life without regret. To be the highest form of existence, a Sovereign just like my ex-lover. This time, I will change it all. F*ck being an extra. + What to expect: Anti-Hero Protagonist, Overpowered Protagonist/Fast Progression, Genderbent Protagonist (Purely for comedic reasons, also I'm sick of writing male protagonists. I mean, when you play a m…
Recipe For Disaster
by Jenival_Enyia
A damaged playboy, a beautiful lady on a deadly mission and a desperate waitress. Find out what happens when the three are entangled in a never-ending drama. ********************************Years after successfully surviving a childhood he was forced to endure, Charles couldn't be more damaged than he already was. All he wanted was his walls to remain as unbreakable and impenetrable as he made them.But then he met Annabelle. She was smart, beautiful, ri…
V for Virgin
by Lycaon Voss
When Theodore and his fiancée Roy were inspecting the border, a conspiracy pushed them into a trap in an enemy country.In a damp and cold underground interrogation room, Roy was brutally stripped of her dignity by the enemy's crown prince Elrian — the golden-haired tyrant known as the "Lion of the Empire."She was bound before a glass window, forced to endure aggressive humiliation under the calm yet cold gaze of her fiancé...
Trapped for Eternity
by prada_murthy
Currently on hold. "Where do you think you are running off to?" Alastair asked with an evil smirk on his face. "I-I..." Samantha stuttered, trying to come up with an answer and not daring to meet the King in the eye."Take your time, my dear. We have all the time in the world.""I want to go.""And where do you want to go?""Home.""Oh, Samantha darling. Let's get one thing straight. This is your home now and you are not going anywhere, not when I am here.""But I do not want to hurt you again, Alasta…
System Status: Online
by livingandreading
Dhvani voluntarily accepted the task of being a system. For a small chance to be reincarnated again, she aspires to level up and complete her task as soon as possible.Ajay has everything. He is happy, and successful but inexplicably bound to a system that chatters in his mind. The system wants him to do tasks so it can level up and again, do more tasks. From being frustrated to enjoying, he changes gradually. But can he do something for her that he would never want to? And will she really want t…
Marriage for Sex
by Sk.dreamer
Her family needed money.His family wanted a child.He wanted Sex. What about her? Did anyone ask what does she want? or at least if is she ready to handle this life? The journey of an innocent girl who was thrown inside a world, she never asked to be in, but little did she know that it was the first step for the discovery of love, friendship, betrayal, and mostly who she really is. If you want to know more, take a seat and let me tell you her story.
My Status Board
by Just Woke Up
No matter if a person was born weak or strong, anyone had the possibility of awakening a mysterious talent in this world. Even the weakest had the chance to rise like a phoenix.The protagonist was transmigrated to this world and obtained a status board where he could check and increase his abilities.Talent:Waking Up on Time LV 1 (Wake up at sunrise to recover your stamina to full)Waking Up on Time LV 2 (Wake up at sunrise to recover your stamina to full).........Waking Up on Time LV MAX (Wake up…
Single for Eternity
by Fallen_Void
[Planned to be rewritten next year!]Congratulations! You’ve died tragically... by dog bite. Now welcome to Aetherion — a magical world where immortality is handed out like candy… but only if you get married.Too bad Einar, our socially allergic, relationship-phobic MC, would rather chug poison than hold hands.Waking up in the obese body of a trash-tier noble with the personality of a rotting potato, Einar discovers he’s got:1. A talking book with abandonment issues,2. A flirty system obsessed wit…
Sweet For You, Ruthless For Others
by I_Nana_Firdausi
Warning! Mature ContentHernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that.>>>>>>>“We could date instead,” Hermia suggested, her voice laced with uncertainty.“I don’t date,” Niklaus replied coldly, his piercing gaze unwavering.Hermia blinked, caught off guard. “So it has to be marriage?” she asked, her tone laced with disbelief.“Yes,” he deadpanned, not a hint of hesitation in his voice.Her frustration bubbled over. “But we don’t even know each other!” she whined, throwin…
Searching for Andromeda
by Chainslock
- Hiatus! Coming back this 2024 -Ephraim, or as called by his colleagues, Raim, is an archeologist. Upon his commencement, he was stationed with a task force consisting of a researcher, a biologist, a doctor, and a former sergeant-in-arms; their team entrusted with a duty to examine the desolated LAB of an abandoned former space station: ANDROMEDA. As a man of science, he knew what his weakness was: curiosity. Upon entering the premises of ANDROMEDA, Raim discovers that succumbing to his desires…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
All For Power
by Jeffery D Idoko
After ninety-five years of experiencing the mundane life of a mortal, A'lravee woke up from his grave five years later to find out that things were way more complicated than what he thought them to be and that the last hundred years was just a short period his parents invested into raising him, a young god.Faced with his not-so-new reality, he quickly realizes that he has to drop some of his way of thinking if he wants to have a comfortable life within this vast universe.From planet-busting spac…
Queen (Building Her Status)
by beyond_my_imagination
After running away from her abusive father, Jasmine ended up in the wrong territory where she was almost raped by 4 guys until she met Tommy, a well-known mafia who was a heartless monster. Jasmine knew exactly who he was and she had no idea why he had saved her. After he rescued her, Tommy took her to his home where he took care of her and learn about her history... Tommy pities the girl leading to him making a deal with her. The deal was he had to train her to be strong, fearless, and powerful…
Mengumbar Cinta: Istri Sebatas Status
by Nanse Liunian
Yan Xiruo baru terbangun dari tidurnya yang pulas. Ia merasa senang karena semalam telah mengadakan pesta pernikahan. Sejak malam itu, ia pun resmi menjadi istri Lu Jingchen yang kaya raya. Sayangnya, saat ia menoleh ke tempat tidurnya, ia merasa kaget. Ternyata pria tampan yang tidur di sebelahnya itu bukanlah suaminya. Ia pun tertegun karena telah bercinta dengan seorang pria yang bukan suaminya. Lalu, siapa pria ini?
STATUS #karena Aku adalah Aku!
by Yunita_Bonky
Bulan Luciana,,entahlah! Nama itu yang aku tau sejak aku bisa memahami diriku. Kemandirian menjadi keharusan sejak awal perjalanan hidup dimulai. Hanya ingin menjalani dengan baik dan benar menurutku, bersyukur untuk semua yang ku miliki.Bulan Kinanti Raharja. Nama lain yang bisa memenuhi semua keinginanku. Dengan menjadi orang yang berbeda dari diriku yang sebenarnya.
Pregnant for me
by AmaneDian
Selena, gave birth in the midst of confusion and had no money, then was helped by a richCEO named James Crimstone. James helps Selena on the condition that Selena has to get pregnant and give birth to lots of babies for the perverted CEO. Selena resigned and had no other choice, she then agreed to the terms. But unexpectedly, due to an accident, James' mother found out about Selena's presence at James's house and asked them both to get married. What will the next story of James and Selena be lik…