I Reborn as a God Within a Statue, And You Ask Me to Enslave All Gods?

[Detecting the birth of a new god... Data traction in progress]

[Alert! Intrusion detected: %*#... Data traction interrupted]

[Divine Revelation Protocol activated. Initiating emergency replication. The Legion of Judges has been dispatched...]

[1%... 5%... 33%... 99%]

[Replication complete!]

[Rebooting and reconstructing the world...]

…

Becoming a god feels like a grand deception.

Instead of ascending to the heavens, you awaken inside a mere clay idol.

You have become a god—yet only the weakest, most nameless one.

You don't even have a body of your own.

[Detecting host awakening... Binding process initiated]

[Binding complete. Initial gift pack activated. Congratulations, host! You have obtained the talent: Tribute Hundredfold Amplification!]

[A believer offers you a pebble. You receive a Holy Crystal!]

[A believer offers you a wooden stick. You receive the Spear of Longinus!]

[A believer offers you a harmonica. You receive the Archangel’s Trumpet!]

Good.

"From this moment forth, the gods shall heed my command. Who stands with me, and who dares oppose?"

Seated deep within the sacred temple, you gaze upon the vast cosmos at your feet, looking over the myriad realms with serene indifference.