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Infinite Awakening: My Exp Doubles Everyday
by MrKonic
Xiang Yu was perfectly content with his mediocre life on Earth—average job, average apartment, average everything. That is, until he woke up in the legendary World of Cultivation, where martial artists fly through the skies and immortals battle over ancient treasures.There's just one problem: Xiang Yu wants absolutely NONE of that action.Armed with only his wits and a peculiar system that doubles his exp every 24 hours, Xiang Yu has one goal: become powerful enough to live in peace without getti…
Tangled in Moonlight: Unshifted
by Lenaleia
Being the pack defect is bad enough. Getting REJECTED? By your own fated mate?Yeah. THAT is a whole new level of low.Ava Grey is the pack defect, a wolfless shifter. She struggles through life with the vague dream of freedom. Her opportunity comes when she's suddenly informed that she will be attending the Lunar Gala, an annual ball for young adult shifters to find their fated mates.And she finds him. He's beautiful and intense, and his kisses send desire through her veins like a drug.Until he R…
I Can Only Cultivate In A Game
by TimVic
In a world transformed by the arrival of mana, Earth is no longer the domain of humanity alone. Magical beasts and three powerful humanoid species have claimed vast territories, forcing humanity into fortified cities protected by mana-infused barriers. The hope for survival lies with the awakened—those blessed with magical classes and the ability to wield mana. Victor Revenant, a hilarious and self-deprecating 16-year-old, has spent his life dreaming of joining their ranks. But on the day of hi…
The Strongest System
by Xin Feng
Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?Shameless. Righteous. Smart.…
Transmigration; A Mother's Redemption and a perfect Wife.
by Kim_Li_0078
#Sweetnormal kids#Sweet fast-paced novel with little misunderstandings.Her life was lost to a man she thought would love and free her from all the miseries she went through.She was a groomed assassin from a young age and a total orphan without a family; after loving and completing missions for this man, she loses her life to the same man who takes her life away, depriving her of any chance to be alive!But miraculously, her soul gets transmigrated to another girl of the same world as her.But this…
I’m Really a Superstar
by Chang Yu
Zhang Ye was originally a mundane college graduate with aspiring dreams to become a star, but unfortunately has below average looks and height. However one day, he woke up and suddenly found himself in a parallel world! It’s like the same world, but wait a minute…many brands, celebrities and even famous works from his world changed and are gone in this new world! Armed with the profound literary knowledge of his previous world and a heaven-defying Game Ring that gives him magical items, stats an…
Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
by What does it refer to?
Mysterious occurrences loom; the entire world dramatically changes.The fate of individuals and nations becomes bound to AnalogHorror (rule kaidan), and once the chosen of destiny fail, it means countless people in their corresponding nation will be slaughtered by the strange phenomena.The entire world falls into unrest, panic, and despair.Until an absolutely unexpected individual joins the AnalogHorror game.Xiao Yiwang glanced at the weird world before him and then at the examination admission t…
The Wife I Picked Up Is Too Fierce
by Waiting For The Wind
When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her…
Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times
by My name is Xuanji
【Hilarious and Adorable Novel】As a military doctor with expertise in both Chinese and Western medicine, Gu Changsheng felt that this time-traveling journey was ridiculously screwy!Once he traveled back, he was gifted a son, hmm, it felt quite nice.Having a son to rely on in old age, plus owning a steady estate, wealth and glory weren't hard to come by.A lousy father turns over a new leaf? Sorry, mom here isn't fond of revisiting the past!Son, what kind of dad do you want? From the multitude of h…
HILARIOUS TASK SYSTEM
by Ayush_Jaiswal_3105
THIS STORY IS A OF A MAN AYUSH REBORN BUT WITH A SYSTEM WHISE REAL NAME WAS HILARIOUS SYSTEM A SSYTEM WHO WILL GUIDE AYSHA IN HIS LIFE BUT HILARIOUS TASK LIKE MULTIPLE MARRAIGE, SEX , DESTRUCTION SLAUGHTER AND MUCH MORE LETS SEE HOW ILL AYSHA SURVIVE THE SYSTEM HILARIOUSNESS AND DOES SHE/ HE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH IF HIS SYSTEM"Aysha, once Ayush, a man brutally murdered by his own fiancée, Sarah, and her boyfriend, Alex - his former friend and confidant. But death isn't the end. Ayush is re…
The General Who Hates Me
by Eustoma_Reyna
She fell in love at first sight and did everything to conquer the man of her dreams... Her General...[warning: R-18 content *No Rape *no major misunderstanding] Status: Completed Novel-----Zacharias Lim was a loyal, diligent and persevering soldier. Despite his poor background, he had managed to rise steadily from the lowest rank of a Private to the youngest and one of the most respected Generals in his country. He was a principled man who always acted by the book and followed every rule. Becaus…
Entwined by Dawn: The CEO's Relentless Obsession
by 八小爷
One morning, Gu Tiantian wakes up to find her innocence gone—and her temper flaring.Every time she glares at him, cheeks flushed with outrage, Bai Chenyao cocks an eyebrow.“You don’t want this?” he asks, voice cool.“I never did!” she snaps.His only rule: her consent is optional; his desire is not.Cue Gu Tiantian’s inner scream: Then why even ask, you iceberg?!PS:A genius CEO with zero EQ VS. a lovable, scatter-brained clerk.He thinks courtship is a hostile takeover; she thinks love shouldn’t com…
How to survive as a villain
by Kuroitsuki
Ren Jiang, an introverted architect, died.He found himself transmigrating into a psychotic villain of the novel he read. Thinking about gaining new martial powers, he excitedly stepped out of the door.He did not get the powers but ended up face to face with a childhood friend who was obsessed with the original body. Ren, "..."Trying to get rid of the obsessed friend he found himself entangled in life and death situation with none other than the male lead.Ren, "... Please, leave me alone!"With th…
Reincarnation of a Non-Retard
by RealmWriter
Our dear MC died... that's it. He is average. A non retard. And gets reincarnated into a typical retarded fantasy world.A side project for fun, I have no motivation to continue my others work really... *sighs in sighness*Hiatus, and will probably won't wrote this one ever
Redacted Retardism
by Radolf_Ratler
Lol, Imagine making a novel about your school life. Couldn't be me..Wait-
Billionaire's Reborn Baby
by Jiangyousu
Word had it that Vincent Scavo, who never took interest in women, suddenly showed special preference towards a retard from the Britt family.Believing that it was just a rumor, women in City Y set off together to disclose the truth, only to find that:The retard was lying on Vincent's legs leisurely, playing a game on her phone. While gently giving her advice, Vincent peeled an iced grape with his slender fingers and fed her himself."No way!" The women howled with their eyes popping.Hearing them, …
Reincarnated as the Demon King's Son
by Harlyboy
Aldred was a 20-year-old man who killed himself because he couldn't stand how the world treated him.He prayed for a life that he could be grateful for.And unexpected to him, the gods heard his prayer....I welcome you to the world of fantastic imaginations where swords and magic clashed.What to expect: A lot of beautiful girls. OP MC, weak to strong, sucking things. Milk. lots of milk. Adventure. And Comedy.Warning: You might laugh too hard reading this story.Note: This is an adventure story. The…
Help, I’m in Another World and All the Men Are So Hot! [BL]
by Aoki_kun
Damien Crowell was just a regular high school student who took a regular tunnel on his way to school—until one day, that tunnel spit him out into a completely different world. Instead of his usual path, he finds himself in a dark forest that stretches on for days, running on nothing but sheer stubbornness and a tiny water bottle.Just when he thinks he's going to die, he stumbles upon a castle straight out of a fairy tale (or a theme park) and promptly passes out. When he wakes up, he's in a pris…