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Primordial Gamer
by Red_Marsh
Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills.Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes ma…
Evil Alien Zombies Stole My Washing Machine
by Da_Real_Jebediah
Gregg Launderson is on a mission. All he wanted was to clean his clothes and go to work but now he's caught in the middle of an intergalactic war. Meanwhile the galaxy's rarest resource - a mysterious substance known only as DE'TRRRG'ENT - is in short supply. Will Gregg be able to end the washing wars in time to reach his date, or will the earth have to face a threat beyond any humanity could ever have conceived.