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Reborn with a Space: Building a Fortune Amidst Famine
by Free Upward
[Rebirth + Era + Space + Getting Rich + Counterattack Face-Slapping]Waking up, Su Yuanyuan found herself in a time of famine. Looking at the bird-poor environment, she felt like she could die again to escape back.But why does this thought give her a splitting headache?Want to hang herself, but the safety rope brought from her space would break on its own?Thinking of jumping into the river, and she gets pulled out just after jumping in?Alright, better to live stubbornly than to die well. She has …
Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Evil in the Cultivation World
by Thousand Lake Zhenren
Upon waking up, Jiang Fan became a low-level fisherman in Tonghe County, with a home empty as four walls and a stomach rumbling with hunger. Inside, he has a beautiful wife to support, and outside, he faces oppression from the Dragon King Gang and the Government, beset by internal troubles and external woes, nearly at the end of his rope.Fortunately, he awakens his Life Chart with the Great Blessings Equal to Heaven attribute: surviving great ordeals will certainly bring future happiness.As long…
Card Apprentice Daily Log
by IGotStones
Dalton Wyatt, a world-renowned scientist and inventor, is transmigrated into the body of a high school student, also named Dalton Wyatt, who had tragically committed suicide due to unfortunate circumstances and a complicated life.The enchanting world of cards he finds himself in is vastly different from Earth, yet eerily similar in certain aspects. Unlike the peaceful Earth, where humans fought only amongst themselves, this new world is plagued by dungeons and monsters. Here, humanity's surviva…
Abandoned Woman Busy Farming
by Qingka
The charm of farming life in springtime is profound.Transmigrated into the life of a pregnant abandoned wife, Bai Ruozhu resolved to live off the land, the water, and the space, striving to prosper through farming and trading with her cute baby.In passing, she also hopes to find a handsome man to be a father to her child. But that masked demon, could you please stop climbing my window all the time?======Other completed works include "The Poison Doctor of the Noble House," "Fortune Meets Wisdom,"…
Return to the Day When My Pregnant Wife Jumped Off the Building
by Fatty Sheep Archway
(Rebirth + Business warfare + Pampering spouse + Dog food)Investing today? I've got more important things to handle.Financial crisis? Not my problem; anyhow, I won't be losing money.Huh? This stone of yours is pretty nice, wait for a call at home!Xiao Ming closed the door, turned around, and took out a fist-sized diamond: "Honey, let's grind this into a ball for the kids to play with!"
Rebirth: I became rich by farming
by Autumn Letter
Starting a new book!The infinite stream "Stop it! This is a horror game" is being updated, seeking support.*The Osmanthus Tree at home has turned into a spirit!The unexpectedly deceased Mei Mengzhen has returned to the year 2007.Looking at the 3200 yuan left by her parents, Mei Mengzhen decides to lift her younger brother out of poverty.People say that it's best to stay unnoticed in plain sight, well, she will stay unnoticed in the vegetable market.She initially wanted to use her abilities to ea…
Cultivation! My Augmented Statuses Have Unlimited Duration
by Turtle Shell and Hemp Rope
Jiang Li takes a meal and gains the status [Satiety].[Satiety: Restores 1 Stamina per minute. Duration: ∞]He no longer has to eat.He sticks a talisman on himself and gains the status [Armored Horse Divine Travel].[Armored Horse Divine Travel: Increase movement speed by 1000%. Duration: ∞]Taking pills, gaining spiritual qi, refining the body, nurturing the soul, and increasing life expectancy... He only needs one pill for the status to take effect for the rest of his life.Those crippling secret t…
Catastrophe Card King
by Blindness
"Doctor, it seems there's something wrong with my emotions.""There's a clown in the West City circus who can make everyone laugh. I think he can certainly help you.""But Doctor... I am that clown.""..."......Waking up in a strange room,Leonard Churchill finds himself lying next to a stunning woman.Assuming good fortune has come knocking,but the eerie part is, she's a corpse without any heartbeat or breath.Just when he thinks he's been roped into a bizarre murder scene,After a closer inspection,H…
I Can Track Everything
by Sanmao Wu
Traveling through the Xianxia world, Chen Chen obtained the strongest tracking system and was able to track everything ever since. Chen Chen says, "System, I am short of money." "Two meters away, your father has hidden some money under the bed. Five meters away, there is a rusty copper coin buried half a meter underground." "There is a nugget of silver in the grass ahead." Chen Chen says, "System, I need some luck." "The feces in front of the pigsty is not ordinary." "Go to the Black Peak cliff …
Live Streaming: Great Adventure in the Wilderness
by Shell Ant
In the swamp, mosquitoes danced, and a five-meter long bay crocodile was firmly bound at the snout, its vertical pupils gleaming with ferocity. At that moment, a young man cover in mud was straddling it, and he was very modest in the face of audience's praise."I'm Bi Fang, a professional explorer. I have trekked atop the roof of the world and traversed through the Valley of Death, and I've even challenged the mysterious Amazon. Even the National Geographic has named me the world's premier surviv…
Cinderella Husband
by Heins
An Yeran has crossed over into a novel as the cannon fodder second elder sister, featuring the city's Lofty Dragon. Her younger brother, however, is the novel's male lead, Lu Xiu, who goes from Cinderella to Lofty Dragon.Lu Xiu suffered bullying from his stepmother and two elder sisters since childhood. Once grown-up, he took revenge on his stepmother's family to the point the stepmother was forced to jump off a building, the elder sister was sold to the Mafia, and An Yeran was sent to the Menta…
Prince and His Fool (Boylove)
by Andru_9788
Rong Zian, a college student unexpectedly transmigrated into past era in a mythical country known as Hepeng. Thinking he could start his life a new and live a peaceful life he was roped into working with a stern prince with a dragon sapphire flame gift to save Hepeng from destruction. Rong Zian: Wu Yange let's slay a giant Wu Yange: I would rather kiss you Rong Zian: "....." An interesting adventure covered in fluff.
The Villainess Returns with a System
by El_Don
A classic villainess/heroine tale that puts a new twist on the genre. This Industrial Era fantasy tells the story of Nadia—a secret agent with a dry love life and an unhealthy addiction to visual novels—as she Transmigrates into the body of Vivian Moore, the villainess of the novel, from a family of business CEOs.All the destruction flags were raised, and Vivian was at the end of her rope. Her life was about to take a turn for the worst, but with Nadia behind the wheel, she seized Fate by the ha…
THE DUCHESS IS A MAFIA
by Aira_Rin
What will you do if you, as an heiress of a mafia organization in this modern world, suddenly jump into another dimension? Historical era?The worst in this world is when a girl needs to be girlish, polite, wearing a dress with thick layers, and too traditional for her liking!But, of course, she will ruled this world, too, right? ~~~~~~~~~::VOLUME 1 : WHERE IS THIS WORLD?::=> Ariana Rose Conrad, heiress of Mafia from Black Eagle Organization in modern world suddenly jump into another dimensio…
The Bumpy Road of Marriage: The Ex-Wife Is Expecting
by Bean Ding Ding
Divorced, disowned, and down on her luck, Shui Anluo was determined to move on and live a peaceful life… Unfortunately, her ex-husband somehow found out about the baby and insisted that she should move in with him again. Soon, he realizes that he cannot live without her… But the road to marriage is bumpy and Shui Anluo is unwilling to go through heartbreak again. Can she take back everything that had belonged to her and will she find the courage to jump in and fall in love again?
Taming The Twin Alphas
by Tondra164
"You're pregnant? How could you sleep with someone before finding your mate? Who is the bastard that impregnated you?" yelled her father making Chloe jump out in horror.How could she tell her father that she slept with the ruthless Alpha twins at the same time and had no idea who is the father of her unborn child? On top of that they are the biggest rivals of her father.Chloe the ideal good girl of her father and the next Alpha of her pack ruined all her family image and lost her virginity in a …
The Mafia Bride's Retribution
by ManyWriters
On the day both my husband Antonio's mistress Sophia and I were kidnapped, the abductors forced him to choose between us.Without hesitation, he chose to save the drugged Sophia.I was left hanging upside down on the edge of a cliff, forced to watch Antonio and Sophia make love for three days and nights. Every moan and slap of flesh against flesh was crystal clear.The kidnappers cut the rope, and I plummeted off the cliff. I struggled in a pool of blood for seven days, waiting in vain for Antonio …
Tap Tycoon System!
by YouthGod
Struggling for years after his transmigration to another world without any so-called Goldfinger.Nathan suffered hardship with his sister after the their parents unfortunately died.But then, later after he got fired from his job, their only income source, his system finally activated![Tap Tycoon System Activated][The host may now become the richest man in the world!]C'mon and jump in to the story of Nathan fighting the aliens around the Galaxy... oh wait, I spoiled it! Gotta run!_______________Ch…
Edge Jump
by Elizabeth Noble
Brett Rocha retired from pro-hockey while still at the top of his game. Co-owner of a chain of restaurants and an inherited ice skating academy, he seems to have it all. Despite his fame, wealth, and good fortune, though, Brett suddenly finds himself painfully alone.<br><br>Ex-Olympic figure skating star Rylan Hennessy transitioned to professional ice dancing with Celia, Brett’s sister and Rylan’s lifelong partner on the ice. Then tragedy strikes, and Rylan’s world is turned upside down, too.<br…