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Dimensional Storekeeper
by kaeeeee
In countless worlds, mysterious doors appear, leading to an ordinary-looking convenience store. That is, until you see who’s inside.An immortal cultivator ponders over instant noodles flavor, an ancient demon sips a cola, and a primordial beast carefully holds a bag of potato chips. Beings who could shake the heavens stand quietly in line, waiting their turn.At the counter, a young man scans their purchases. No one knows where he came from, but all understand one thing. In this store, rules must…
Cultivating with Top Enlightenment
by Stir-fried Spiral Peppers
The very night Ning Qi transmigrated as a baby, his whole family was killed and he has been adopted by and become a disciple of Taoist Longshan.Born with full-level enlightenment, Ning masters cultivation techniques with minimum efforts and embarks on his quest for longevity."Master, it's not that I'm reckless, but there's something that requires your decision.""Master, little Junior Brother Ning, he...""His Root Bone has formed," Taoist Longshan says softly."Little junior brother is only three …
I Have Infinite Systems In The Immortal World
by starry8sword
Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World?But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that.Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or …
The Hidden Heiress Is a Secret Big Shot
by Zhuozhuo Meow
She was kicked out of the house shortly after coming of age because she was found to be the fake daughter.Everyone said she was so unfortunate that she had fallen from a wealthy family to an unknown poor and remote village.It was heard that her new family was extremely poor. She had to feed chickens in the morning, grind feed at night, and might even be sold by her family to finance her brothers' weddings.However, what was going on?Her eldest brother is a business elite and a financial tycoon;He…
Longevity, starting from being a chicken raising servant
by East Sea Fish Head
Cultivating immortality was too hard, with no Spiritual Root, Wang Ba accepted his lot in life.He chose to join a Sect, becoming a servant in charge of raising chickens.But the moment he touched a chicken, he realized that his path to immortality might be a little different!
Gourmet of Another World
by Li Hongtian
In a fantasy world where martial artists can split mountains and creeks with a wave of their hand and break rivers with a kick, there exists a little restaurant like this.The restaurant isn't large, but it is a place where countless apex existences will rush into.There, you can taste egg-fried rice made from phoenix eggs and dragon blood rice.There, you can drink strong wine brewed from vermillion fruit and water from the fountain of life.There, you can taste the barbecued meat of a ninth grade …
My Cultivation Starting from Archery
by Soy milk, fried dough sticks, hot dry noodles
Chen Sansi traveled back to the chaotic end of a dynasty, thankfully with the hardworking system by his side.He originally wanted to hunt to earn money and someday go to the Martial Arts Hall to learn some basic fist and foot techniques, aspiring just to be an ordinary rich man.Yet, fate had other plans. With officials imposing heavy taxes and the Martial Arts Hall bullying the citizens, he had no choice but to enlist in the army to survive, becoming an archer.From "archery (entry-level)," he wo…
The Farm Girl's Charismatic Fortune
by Fade in and out
By Xishui River, there lived a family with the surname Ruo, whose luck was so disastrously poor that it was as if misfortune was possessed by their very souls. When other families had bountiful harvests, the Ruo Family harvested not a single grain. Their planted vegetables were devoured by insects, their chickens got chicken plague, their pigs got swine fever…Despite the household being full of strong men, they were either mad, crippled, or blind…What would have been a family of great prospects …
Transmigration: From Dragon Princess To Pampered Granddaughter
by Bookworm under the Moonlight
The most cherished Little Princess of the Dragon Clan has fallen on hard times, living in an era of scarce provisions. Thankfully, she had a grandmother who doted on her as much as life itself.She drank brown sugar water every day and ate chicken eggs for every meal, making her plump and fair-skinned; she also donned new clothes for every season. All the young women and newlywed brides from miles around were envious of her naturally good fortune.However, the Little Princess had her woes: she was…
The General's Pampering Little Foodie Girl
by Yan Shi
#foodMo Chu was reborn. She opened her eyes to find herself in a world where a thousand years had passed. The docile animals and plants became very aggressive, and elemental abilities that existed only in stories and legends now appeared before her eyes! Fortunately, upon waking up, Mo Chu gained a nice-guy brother who had a sister complex. Unfortunately, she had a one-in-a-million sensitive constitution, so she couldn’t consume 99% of the available food. However, there would always be a solutio…
The Master of Beasts
by Ancient behemoth
Chen Jiuge is a transmigrator in a world of cultivation, who, with the help of an ability to extract bloodlines from different species, continuously creates mythical beasts.“Wow, this chicken actually has a trace of dragon bloodline, great, first buy a hundred thousand to craft a dragon for fun.”“Wow, this rabbit actually has the bloodline of the moon rabbit, buy a hundred thousand to craft a moon rabbit.”
NBA: Rising Superstar!
by Piling Worker
A code farmer, after working a 007 job, becomes a student at the University of Kentucky!Zeng Xingyang: So handsome, why play basketball? It would be better to act!Standing at 2.01 meters, with a wingspan of 221 cm, Zeng Xingyang, possessing top-level static talents, joined the Kentucky Wildcats and participated in the NCAA!There was intense skepticism from the outside, questioning the necessity of training a Chinese player!But Zeng Xingyang withstood the pressure.He made incredible progress in e…
Witty Wife, Better Life
by LittleRat5030
After the hard struggle of a post-80s Shen Feiyang, he met with a tragic car accident in his fifties. When he again opened his eyes, he did not see the white walls of a hospital, nor had he arrived at the netherworld. Instead, he had transmigrated into the body of the post-50s young girl, Shen Yunfang.He had transmigrated into an era where people could not get enough to eat or sufficient clothes to wear.Humph, such hardships could not defeat a wise woman who had battled through society for half …
My Fusion System: Fusing a Thousand Chickens at the Start
by Snow Over A Thousand Hills
Traversing into a Fantasy World, Watson became the youngest son of a run-down baron, ranked eight in the family. His mother was confined to her bed by sickness, his father was drinking all day, his brothers and sisters were not doing proper jobs, and even the family’s position of baron was on the verge of being stripped away. As the family’s decline loomed closer, Watson acquired the [Super Fusion System] out of the blue! At the family’s only remaining chicken farm, Watson conducted Fusion on th…
She Rebuilt Her Fallen Country With Storage Space
by White peach sweet porridge
While enjoying the favor of a handsome man, she learned that her country was ruined and her family was destroyed. What should a fallen princess do?Xiang Ying says, of course, she should use space to her advantage, empty the palace, and leave nothing for the enemy army!As the captain of a post-apocalyptic infrastructure team, she was thrown into a book by an explosion.The enemy army entered the palace, famine was impending, and she was encircled as a prisoner of war, taking care of three children…
I'm Hoarding for the Apocalypse
by Struggle
In the second year of the apocalypse, Du Yue died alone, killed by apathy and exposure to extreme weather. Somehow, she opened her eyes to find herself not only alive, but also back when it was three months before the apocalypse. Despite the surprise, she thought about the upcoming disasters and upheavals. First, it was the fog that carried a virus that stayed for a month. Then, global temperatures rose to over 120 degrees, evaporating most of the world's water and melting all the icebergs. Aft…
Junior sister, keep forbear for a while, I almost become invincible as soon!
by A sprig of Mesona
Guang Xiaoyu always thought her senior brother was a dispirited ordinary person, until one day, his pet cow crushed an entire group of Divine Kings with a single stomp. The black dog opened its mouth and expelled a Sword Qi, blocking millions of the Demon Race. The Earth Chicken that babbled every day turned out to be a descendant of the Ancient Phoenix! Ahhhh!Her worldview collapsed!Zi Ji: “Senior sister, it's terrible! The Demon Emperor is leading an army of millions from the Demon Race toward…
Gourmet Food Supplier
by Cat Who Cooks
In a remote oriental country, there is a small and odd restaurant that has refused the three-star rating by the Michelin Guide several times. “The price is fairly expensive over there, 288RMB for a set meal of Egg Fried Rice and a bowl of soup. Ah, and an extra small plate of pickled vegetables as well. Even so, there are still a long line of people queuing up and waiting for a taste. Reservations are not accepted there, only waiting and queuing personally is allowed. “Numerous people fly there …
Wealthy Beauty in the 60s
by Phoenix Lightly
Xia Xiao unexpectedly reincarnates to the 1960s and becomes a young intellectual in a production team.Having obtained a mystical space with a spirit spring and jade water, she raises chickens and grows vegetables, but dares not use them.As everyone around her is skinny and hungry, if she turns herself into a wealthy and beautiful woman, it would lead to her undoing.Xia Xiao looks up to the sky and sighs deeply, what a bittersweet surprise this is!
Rebirth as a Willow Tree, building the strongest tribe in all of eternity
by Stir-fried pumpkin with northern melon
Upon waking, Jiang Hui found himself to have unbelievably transformed into a willow tree, luckily, he had the Golden Finger by his side.Looking around, he suddenly had a grand dream, that was to create a powerful tribe that could stand the test of time.But what's the story with this Stone Village in the neighboring mountain range? And who is this lad named Shi Hao?! Also, what's the deal with those nine worms dragging a massive bronze coffin?!