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The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!
by ACEE
Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was —…
Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!
by Sky2316
"Better to have and not need than to need and not have."Sky Ishiyama is a nerd with Photographic Memory who after the bumps and turns in his life, turned to be a Doomsday Prepper.The story takes place in our world where our MC was diving through the Dark Web just for fun and discovered something that could only be found in books, movies, novels, manga, anime, or games.Zombies, Walkers, Freaks, Infected, Biters, or whatever you may call them.They're fucking real.Ever wondered what you could do in…
Elite Mages' Academy
by The Final Fool
What would you do if you were transported to an academy where becoming immortal was possible? Where magic spells and swordsmanship were your courses and fighting zombies and wars were your exams? Dawn Academy was no ordinary learning institution and Xiao Lin was about to find out how mysterious and exciting this magical academy really was. Join this self-professed gaming nerd as he embarks on a journey that takes learning to a whole other level. With flying dragons, high-tech systems, and alien …
Picking Up Attributes From Today
by Panda Reunion
In Heaven's Vault Continent, Colossal Dragons, Titans, Beast People, Fairies, Magical Beasts, and other races reign supreme!Humans are treated like slaves and lowlifes, while Dragon People act all high and mighty and consider themselves nobility!However, a new addition will rock the boat and overturn the status quo!His name is Meng Lei, and he is a human from Earth that transmigrated to become a... villager! Or so he thought, as he had yet to unlock The Most Powerful Pickup System!"Ding! Dropped…
The Spiritual Attainment of Minghe
by God loves the world
The Spiritual Attainment of Minghe is a Chinese fantasy fiction containing themes of cultivation, Sages, Demons, Sorcerers, and Chinese Ancestors. Minghe, reincarnated from an IT nerd in the modern world, sets his mind to change his history and create another legend in Untained Land. No one knows how many secrets he has or how powerful he is. What will happen in this afterlife of his? How can he pursue the power of the Origin in order to change his history? Discover all the answers in this book.…
A Nerd Daily Life
by LuxVonDeux
I arrived in this world as a second chance. I will not waste it as I did in my previous life. I will enjoy my life in this world to the fullest. However, I did not know this world was full of danger. There is a Youkai that likes to eat human meat. There is a demon that is like human suffering. There is a Fae that enjoys human emotion.Lucky for me, I got the best system.I can grow stronger as long as I'm willing to train. Watch out, world, as I will attain that throne as the strongest person in t…
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
The K-Pop Dream
by CountSpankula
Dylan was an ordinary 18 year old with a particular taste for the older girls. What will happen when one day he finds himself in the past possessing a body no longer his own.Dylan: "Where am I?""OMG i'm hot!?""Its time to .duh duh duh. Pick up noonas!"How far will cheesy pickup lines and knowledge of the future take him ? Its anyones guess*Picture does not belong to me. All rights and credit belong to the original author*Also if anyone wants to buy me a coffee. Here is a dead patreon where there…
The Model Was a Nerd
by pinktulips
Rosella Jones was a high school nerd. Most student in the school likes to makes fun of her because of her dressing and a face full of pimple.Her number one bully is Jessica a.k.a the school queen bee and Kyle Landon the school popular. Rose always wanted to be a model but what happened if the whole school knows? And the one who told everyone is non other than Kyle Landon her crush.After 6 years later Rosella manage to be a successful model, everyone knows who she is. But what happened if Kyle La…
When Mafia princess fell for a Nerd
by fairytail72
Read about a damsel in distress who was under debt of a big, bad mafia? Then what about we reverse the roles? What if a simple young man attracts the attention of a Mafia princess who is hooked on having him? This story starts off with a simple meeting between Nick and Vanessa where the latter falls for Nick and decides to pursue him—- she swore that she will walk on the right path but you can get in the world of Mafia but you can never get out. Vanessa too couldn’t get out. She tried to chase …
My Sexy Nerd Roommate
by Sakura's diamonds
Ashley was always into hot boys in her hometown.But this nerd guy made her heart beats fast, and made her blush like an innocent girl.His glaring just made her panties wet.“Y-you like me?” Uno’s golden gaze locked with my green one. It was like he was scanning me. my gaze travelled to his kissable lips.“Isn’t it obvious?” I smiled playfully.“But—“I looked back at his eyes “I know you want me too Uno. That—“ I pointed to his boner, “proves it. You got it when I sat on your lap. I want you to touc…
The Nerd DJ
by YERB
Claire is a typical nerd at school, but a club DJ and a performer during weekends. She has been bullied since she started school with a particular girl named Samantha, their academy's Queen Bee and Head Cheerleader. But little did Claire know that her bully whom she hates the most feels something special for her since the first time they met.
Not An Ordinary Nerd
by Chinixx_kim
She's not an ordinary nerd, she's cold, smart, brutal but kind, plus she's the only nerd that have a servant totally different from other nerds they encounter. She gets bullied because a lot of student envied her.Let's meet Zacariah Zayden Frost the badass hot model that disguise herself as a poor ugly nerd girl.
The Nerd Reincarnated As a Caterpillar?!
by Rv01192004
Ash Eastwood is the typical bullied-silent-book-addict in their school, the fruit of a failed marriage, and a victim of abuse. His life is a chaos, as it seems. That's why, when Ash got hit by a four-wheeler truck way back home, he felt not sad or anything, though: blessed. Because at once, his hell pit-like life came to an end. But without knowing anything, Ash will be given a second chance to be reincarnated in a different world where magic, monsters, demons, archangels, dragons, dungeons, and…
Nerd In A Paranormal Condom
by DestinyNdi
"So please tell us, sir. What is your greatest weakness?""Losing my wife", he grinned.The hostess smiled, "Aww, that's beautiful. What will you say is your greatest strength?""Having my wife"."Okay sir, last question... How would you describe your wife?" His lips grew into a devious grin, uncontrollably holding the hand of his heart's desire."The best dream no man but me deserves".The entire audience clapped in adoration. Delia smiled, glancing at her husband then back at the interviewer.The hos…
Pickup Man
by Deirdre O'Dare
High school librarian Jana's best friends Kim and Tracy accuse her of being a professional spinster, still single at twenty-seven. On a bet with them on the weekend of the big rodeo, Jana goes to the favorite night spot of the rodeo crowd to try to pick up a cowboy.<br><br>Before the night is over, she knows the steak dinner she'll win from her friends is by far the least of her prizes. Once she gets acquainted with Ty, the phrase "ride 'em cowboy" takes on a whole new meaning. She just might ru…
Unexpected Marriage
by B1795H
Jayden Nelson, a popular hot guy in the campus secretly married to the nerd girl, Kaytlyn Jones who came from a noble family, the Jones. They got married in unexpected way to cover up the mistake they didn't even remember what exactly happened. They did not tell anyone else about their marriage, only both of their families know about it. Follow their story on how their love finally blossom and the biggest conflicts which they will face in future.
Super God Grandmaster
by Nerd Cai
How does a half-grown mountain village boy like me end up bizarrely becoming the grandmaster out of nowhere?
Savage little nerd [(BoyxBoy)]
by Queen Bee
The same cliche story of a nerd and jock falling in love.But what happens when the nerd turns out to be a boy that doesn't take shit from anybody and plays hard to get. And the jock a little too trusting.⬇️⬇️Sneak peak⬇️⬇️ "Fine, we will do the project together." He said throwing his hands in the air, as he surrendered.I just smirked with my victory."But in one condition; we do it outside the school. I don't want people knowing I'm hanging out with you." He said giving me a disgusted look."Don't…