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I’m Really a Superstar
by Chang Yu
Zhang Ye was originally a mundane college graduate with aspiring dreams to become a star, but unfortunately has below average looks and height. However one day, he woke up and suddenly found himself in a parallel world! It’s like the same world, but wait a minute…many brands, celebrities and even famous works from his world changed and are gone in this new world! Armed with the profound literary knowledge of his previous world and a heaven-defying Game Ring that gives him magical items, stats an…
This is really not mechanical ascension
by Reunion Dinner
As soon as he opened his eyes, Li Ming was plunged into these tumultuous interstellar spaces, where countless civilizations held their shotguns at the ready, eyeing everything in the universe with covetous intent. For him, the most crucial issue at hand was solving the problem of food and warmth.Fortunately, he could control special items and gain special ability bonuses—【Thunderclap Armored Exoskeleton—Grade D】【Control Effect: Power Amplification—100%】【Control Ability—Armored Four Arms: Develop…
Fantasy: I'm Really Not A Supreme Master!
by Return Home
“What? The wild chickens I raised are pure blood phoenixes? ““What? The carp I raised are true dragons?”With a wave of hand, the river was cut off; with a slight stamp of foot, the mountain collapsed.A group of incredibly powerful cultivators knelt in front, worshipping and calling 'senior'."What the hell wrong with this world?"Li Fan shouted," Oh no, that's impossible!""How could I possibly be a Supreme Master?!”#mastermind #misunderstand #The best fantasy novel of Chinese online novel in 2023…
Crazy! Are You Really A Beast Tamer?
by Agate Honey Dew
This was a world where everything, including mountains, rivers, plants, animals, machines, death spirits, and elements, could turn into war beasts.This was a world dominated by beast tamers.One by one, these legendary beasts were brought to life in this vast beast-taming world as Fang Mu flipped through the Book of Starry Space in his hands.As such, Fang Mu embarked on his unique journey of becoming a beast creator.
Mr Fu, I Really Love You
by Thousand Birch Fallen
With his engagement at hand, the most terrifying and legendary person of the legal world, Fu Huai'an, returns with a son.Before the engagement…He asks, "Since you love Wen Moshen, why are you in my bed?"She says, "Because I cannot watch idly as Wen Moshen's woman enters an engagement with you."With a cigarette in Fu Huai'an's mouth, he crosses his legs. Across the light cloud of smoke, he squints his eyes—watching as Lin Nuan's slim arms wrap around his neck; he feels stirred.So a person can lov…
I Am Really Not The Son of Providence
by Palace in the Clouds
After his transmigration to the cultivation world, Shen Tian discovers that he can see the fortuitous opportunities and their providence haloes of others.In order to rub off some of the luck from these opportune characters, Shen Tian proactively gets close to them.…Eventually, everyone realizes that no matter who it was, as long as they hang out with Shen Tian, they will gain lots of fortuitous opportunities! And there’s no exception to this rule!From then on, Shen Tian was labelled as the most …
Dark King
by Ancient Xi
Catastrophe erupted, it was the end of the world.Survivors were surrounded by the impregnable wall, a new order was established...The desire for power, faith, and darkness pervaded each other, layer upon layer of brands imprinted in every corner of the heart.The virus wreaked havoc, were these humans' true colors?"I unexpectedly survive, I want to live." –Du Dian
My Pet Beast is really not an Evil God
by Morning dusk crow
Gary Smith arrived in a peculiar world of beastmasters, where an ancient taboo was reborn from the depth of time, and an evil god was lurking.In this world, birds and beasts, rivers and mountains, even elements could spawn spiritual power and turn into pet beasts. Among them, the powerful ones became ecological niches by themselves, radiating secret realm ecosystems such as the Yellow Spring, Skeleton Kingdom, Succubus Nest, and Kingdom of the Sky Tree, nurturing countless followers.The beastmas…
Wow! The item-dropping rate is really high!
by The Unsealed Secret Tome
Good news! The game is up and running!Bad news, while other players play the game, I get played by the game.Bai E had reserved "Galaxy Online" only to find himself turned into cannon fodder artificial human within the game world.High-dimensional demons, endless swarms of insects, the crisis of intelligent machinery...Universal pests running rampant, and Bai E even has to face a fourth catastrophe—players.Confronted with these things, even the soul won't find peace after death. Finding a place to…
Almighty Sweet Queen is Really Rich!
by Sweet West Jewel
Betrayed by her fiancé and sister teaming up, Su Li surprisingly discovers a cute little Tuanzi who claims to be her biological son, along with a fortune of 100 billion US Dollars, instantly becoming the world's richest person!The cute little Tuanzi: "Mama, feel free to spend this 100 billion US Dollars, it's all Future Papa's money."From then on, Su Li starts living a life of endless shopping.One day, Seventh Master Feng sighs: "She says I'm too poor again, what should I do?"Su Li: "I'll suppor…
I'm Really Going to Become an Immortal
by The True Eye of the Evil King is supreme
After a seven-day slumber, Chen Yun discovers that his body is undergoing inexplicable metamorphoses that cannot be explained by science. Evolving flesh, unimaginable abilities, mystical secrets... All his previous pursuits now seem trivial, including money and career. The existence of a mythical realm in fantasy also doesn't seem too far off.
Dark Salvation
by delanasiwarka
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Shakespeare – [The Tempest] VOLUME 1Status: Completed (260 chapters)As a form of punishment for mistakenly killing an innocent civilian, Song Zhuyu, a priest and part-time exorcist, found himself exiled to the distant shores of Shenci Island, hundreds of miles away from his hometown and the only city he had ever known his whole life. However, unbeknownst to anyone, he harbored a secret agenda— to hunt down the culprit who had turned his life upside down…
I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon
by Blind Leek
As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night. For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store. When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that the…
Dear Heroes, I really am a Villain
by RavenClaw471
After being fired from his job due to a baseless accusation and dying while trying to save a girl from a robber, Maximilian is reincarnated into a world where caped heroes and superpowered villains clash in the streets.Disillusioned by a life of injustice and unrewarded good deeds, he vows to live for his own satisfaction. Armed with the Greatest Villain System—a golden finger that promises to make him the most feared villain in history—Maximilian sets out to embrace his dark side.First Mission:…
Dark Parasyte
by Usiel
Corvin Blackmoor was a man carved by war and betrayal.From the blood soaked deserts of Afghanistan to the shadowed corridors of British Intelligence, he served and watched ideals crumble into lies.Patriotism. Honor. Loyalty.He buried them all long before a Quds Force assassin silenced his final breath.But death was only the beginning.Dragged from the ruins of a dying world, Corvin awakens in Valtheris. A savage world ruled by magic, where gods are myths, and survival is written in blood.He is no…
Dark Hunger
by MishaK
A werewolf who would stop at nothing to claim her… After enduring the torment of his first relationship, Caleb Silver, king of Ixoviya, was enraged to find that he indeed had a mate. When he finally came close to her, the rage within him soothed. But she was on her death-bed. Turned into a vampire, she is on the verge of rejecting her mate… Conditioned to hate the night creatures, Elize Walsh, ran away from her mate. She hated him like fiery pits of hell — until this man starts his slow and wick…
Kiss The Dark
by AmeraWolf80
Sold into marriage to a reclusive man. Megan is dragged to a clandestine midnight ceremony and delivered to Gabriel North. Megan must spend 30 days married to Mr. North before she may finally be free forever. The only problem is that he marries every year only to annul the marriage and his brides are never heard from again. No one knows anything about him except that he is extraordinarily wealthy, and he has an estate high on the mountain above the city that no one is brave enough to visit. Bef…
Love Strategy: CEO He is Really Scheming！
by Shi Qianxi
When it comes to chasing a male god, who does it best? Please come to City C and find Miss Morris.When Ariel Morris was young, she chased after Jimmy Season, the top male idol at Scenic Hill High School, and secured her place as the number one on the female-chasing-male leaderboard, a record yet unbroken.Time passed, and eight years later, upon meeting her male god again, Ariel Morris once more embarked on her long journey of pursuit.After marriage, there was an interview by reporters with the s…
Really, I Just Wanted to Be a Slacker Heiress
by Tang Zhou
Recently, major news broke out in A City. A rich family discovered that the daughter they had raised for eighteen years was not their biological offspring. The real young lady was found, and the fake young lady was sent away. Lu Ning was now a beautiful swan who had turned into an ugly duckling. Everybody waited for the opportunity to laugh at her. They wanted to see how she would survive after being pampered like a princess for eighteen years. However, Lu Ning wasn't afraid at all. So what if s…
Is this really a Game?!
by TheReign
The year is 2060 and after decades of technological delay caused by mysterious events Earth and its inhabitants are about to face their greatest challenge yet. One, seemingly normal day everyone on Earth heard a voice.{Earthlings, the time has come for change, please stay calm and wait for the terraforming process, everything will be explained during it}Every human being was transported that fateful day, floating in space and watching the planet be transformed right in front of their eyes."I got…