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I’m Really a Superstar
by Chang Yu
Zhang Ye was originally a mundane college graduate with aspiring dreams to become a star, but unfortunately has below average looks and height. However one day, he woke up and suddenly found himself in a parallel world! It’s like the same world, but wait a minute…many brands, celebrities and even famous works from his world changed and are gone in this new world! Armed with the profound literary knowledge of his previous world and a heaven-defying Game Ring that gives him magical items, stats an…
This is really not mechanical ascension
by Reunion Dinner
As soon as he opened his eyes, Li Ming was plunged into these tumultuous interstellar spaces, where countless civilizations held their shotguns at the ready, eyeing everything in the universe with covetous intent. For him, the most crucial issue at hand was solving the problem of food and warmth.Fortunately, he could control special items and gain special ability bonuses—【Thunderclap Armored Exoskeleton—Grade D】【Control Effect: Power Amplification—100%】【Control Ability—Armored Four Arms: Develop…
Fantasy: I'm Really Not A Supreme Master!
by Return Home
“What? The wild chickens I raised are pure blood phoenixes? ““What? The carp I raised are true dragons?”With a wave of hand, the river was cut off; with a slight stamp of foot, the mountain collapsed.A group of incredibly powerful cultivators knelt in front, worshipping and calling 'senior'."What the hell wrong with this world?"Li Fan shouted," Oh no, that's impossible!""How could I possibly be a Supreme Master?!”#mastermind #misunderstand #The best fantasy novel of Chinese online novel in 2023…
Crazy! Are You Really A Beast Tamer?
by Agate Honey Dew
This was a world where everything, including mountains, rivers, plants, animals, machines, death spirits, and elements, could turn into war beasts.This was a world dominated by beast tamers.One by one, these legendary beasts were brought to life in this vast beast-taming world as Fang Mu flipped through the Book of Starry Space in his hands.As such, Fang Mu embarked on his unique journey of becoming a beast creator.
Mr Fu, I Really Love You
by Thousand Birch Fallen
With his engagement at hand, the most terrifying and legendary person of the legal world, Fu Huai'an, returns with a son.Before the engagement…He asks, "Since you love Wen Moshen, why are you in my bed?"She says, "Because I cannot watch idly as Wen Moshen's woman enters an engagement with you."With a cigarette in Fu Huai'an's mouth, he crosses his legs. Across the light cloud of smoke, he squints his eyes—watching as Lin Nuan's slim arms wrap around his neck; he feels stirred.So a person can lov…
I Am Really Not The Son of Providence
by Palace in the Clouds
After his transmigration to the cultivation world, Shen Tian discovers that he can see the fortuitous opportunities and their providence haloes of others.In order to rub off some of the luck from these opportune characters, Shen Tian proactively gets close to them.…Eventually, everyone realizes that no matter who it was, as long as they hang out with Shen Tian, they will gain lots of fortuitous opportunities! And there’s no exception to this rule!From then on, Shen Tian was labelled as the most …
Call Of The Dark
by MishaK
Driven by his need for revenge, Lazarus, the Lore’s most ruthless vampire, plots to seize the throne of Wilyra and rule it along with his betrothed, the fae goddess Maeve who thrives in a borrowed body. Lazarus has a perfect plan—until he finds Emmalyn, a young mortal who is the daughter of the rebel leader of blood vassals in his kingdom and an integral part of his plan. He captures the young girl to cast her soul out for Maeve. Emmalyn yearns for a better life to escape from her stepmother…
Almighty Sweet Queen is Really Rich!
by Sweet West Jewel
Betrayed by her fiancé and sister teaming up, Su Li surprisingly discovers a cute little Tuanzi who claims to be her biological son, along with a fortune of 100 billion US Dollars, instantly becoming the world's richest person!The cute little Tuanzi: "Mama, feel free to spend this 100 billion US Dollars, it's all Future Papa's money."From then on, Su Li starts living a life of endless shopping.One day, Seventh Master Feng sighs: "She says I'm too poor again, what should I do?"Su Li: "I'll suppor…
I'm Really Going to Become an Immortal
by The True Eye of the Evil King is supreme
After a seven-day slumber, Chen Yun discovers that his body is undergoing inexplicable metamorphoses that cannot be explained by science. Evolving flesh, unimaginable abilities, mystical secrets... All his previous pursuits now seem trivial, including money and career. The existence of a mythical realm in fantasy also doesn't seem too far off.
Is this really a Game?!
by TheReign
The year is 2060 and after decades of technological delay caused by mysterious events Earth and its inhabitants are about to face their greatest challenge yet. One, seemingly normal day everyone on Earth heard a voice.{Earthlings, the time has come for change, please stay calm and wait for the terraforming process, everything will be explained during it}Every human being was transported that fateful day, floating in space and watching the planet be transformed right in front of their eyes."I got…
I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon
by Blind Leek
As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night. For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store. When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that the…
Dear Heroes, I really am a Villain
by RavenClaw471
After being fired from his job due to a baseless accusation and dying while trying to save a girl from a robber, Maximilian is reincarnated into a world where caped heroes and superpowered villains clash in the streets.Disillusioned by a life of injustice and unrewarded good deeds, he vows to live for his own satisfaction. Armed with the Greatest Villain System—a golden finger that promises to make him the most feared villain in history—Maximilian sets out to embrace his dark side.First Mission:…
Kiss The Dark
by AmeraWolf80
Sold into marriage to a reclusive man. Megan is dragged to a clandestine midnight ceremony and delivered to Gabriel North. Megan must spend 30 days married to Mr. North before she may finally be free forever. The only problem is that he marries every year only to annul the marriage and his brides are never heard from again. No one knows anything about him except that he is extraordinarily wealthy, and he has an estate high on the mountain above the city that no one is brave enough to visit. Bef…
Really, I Just Wanted to Be a Slacker Heiress
by Tang Zhou
Recently, major news broke out in A City. A rich family discovered that the daughter they had raised for eighteen years was not their biological offspring. The real young lady was found, and the fake young lady was sent away. Lu Ning was now a beautiful swan who had turned into an ugly duckling. Everybody waited for the opportunity to laugh at her. They wanted to see how she would survive after being pampered like a princess for eighteen years. However, Lu Ning wasn't afraid at all. So what if s…
Love Strategy: CEO He is Really Scheming！
by Shi Qianxi
When it comes to chasing a male god, who does it best? Please come to City C and find Miss Morris.When Ariel Morris was young, she chased after Jimmy Season, the top male idol at Scenic Hill High School, and secured her place as the number one on the female-chasing-male leaderboard, a record yet unbroken.Time passed, and eight years later, upon meeting her male god again, Ariel Morris once more embarked on her long journey of pursuit.After marriage, there was an interview by reporters with the s…
Heroines, I'm Really not the Devourer
by Hardy_Boys
[Warning!!! Mature and Gore Content] Linfer, the Bloody Devil, plunged humanity into Armageddon. His power was so devastating that it shook even the mightiest of his era. But his arrogance drew the attention of the ruling entity of the universe. His soul is cast into the past, into the body of a wretched being: the Devourer, a creature meant to terrify the children of destiny… yet he was actually weak compared to the monsters of this mythical era. To survive, he has only one option: Embrace t…
I'm Really Not Targeting the Mages
by The Key In 10 Years
"Roger, the Lord’s Mansion is offering a reward for the corpse demon, do you want to pick it up together?" "No, I'm not very strong, so I won't take risks." "Roger, we still have one spot for the southern mine, would you like to come?" "Maybe next time..." "Roger, Roger... Nevermind, forget that I’ve asked." Ten years later. [You killed 1 Explosive Magic Frog, killing 164250 Explosive Magic Frogs in total] [Your magic resistance is increased to 100%] Roger, who was at the pool, rubbed his sore w…
The Dark Luna
by CELLICA
*Book 1 Completed**Book 2 Completed*Blanca Vergil, the first of her kind, a young, naive hybrid, met Dimitri Norton, a rich, handsome, and powerful vampire.After a terrible betrayal in his past, he used his powerful abilities to fight against his fate.But when two strangers come together and two lifemates face treacherous schemes and uncover a dark mystery that links them together, you get a story and an adventure no one could have ever foreseen.
The Dark Magus
by D_RegalInsomniac
Please support with power stones for WPCupdate: Didn't win. Yeah, I know, it sucks. I'd still take the power stones tho. ----------"The dark mage, Jason, died a heroic death at the age of thirty. He sacrificed himself bravely to save all the rankers in the tower from the Others and everyone in the tower will always remember him as a hero."That is the story that everyone heard about Jason's death. The truth was very different.In truth, Jason was betrayed by the heavens just before the war ended a…
I am really not a medical immortal.
by Must be hot
【Hot New Book】Skilled in martial arts, proficient in medicine!Please read the first three chapters, if they don't sit right with you, come at me!