The real chapter about Liu Meili… As long as I don’t get off another tangent…

In order to refrain from telling you useless garbage I will get directly to the point.

Liu Meili was the daughter of General Liu's favorite concubine who had passed away while she was two. This year she was 16. Our ages were 3 years apart.

The reason everyone referred to her as trash was simply because she couldn't cultivate. For what the exact reason was, I was still clueless, but taking in my knowledge from all of my previous lives I was certain I could solve the problem. It was probably due to poisoning or something like that… then again, I anticipated that the new transmigrator probably understood how to treat her body as well.

When I arrived in her courtyard, I was still surprised to see the old wood and creaking floorboards. The amount of dust all over the place and a bunch of vines growing over the little hut she was living in gave the entire place a gloomy feeling due to the shadow cast by the 3 story pavilion in the courtyard to the right. It was indeed very torturous to put a young lady in such a shabby hut and let her see the most magnificent building in the estate cast a shadow over her dwelling. The position was such that very little sunlight even made it into this courtyard as the floor was sunken inward. It was literally a pit!

Not surprising at all, I noticed "Character who won't make it past chapter 50 A" and "Character who won't make it past chapter 50 B" smirking in front of a weak, poorly dressed 16 year old girl who was giving them a powerful and intimidating stare. Actually, it is quite troublesome to say all that so let me just refer to them as L50A and L50B. L50 standing for limited to 50 chapters.

"whew," thankfully my 'First Male Lead' brother has not arrived yet, I thought silently after scanning the place.

As if on cue, I noticed the aura of a 5th stage practitioner creep into the yard!

"F*** I jinxed it!" I cursed inwardly.

"Aww, look at little sister Meili giving us that glare. Did we cross someone's bottom line?" L50A said as she made a cute puppy face.

"What's the little b**** going to do? Bite us?" L50B said in the same manner. "Come on little doggy, as long as you obediently roll over on the floor, this great master will happily give you your meal," L50B continued.

It was at this time that I noticed that a small bowl of rice was placed between L50A and L50B as they taunted Liu Meili.

I was so pissed I directly took action without wasting another second.

"Linear Sky Brightening Infinitely Epic Pinky Finger Twitch!" I shouted out while raising my right hand and twitching my pinky finger at L50B.

Now, now, I believe you are confused about the name of my move. Well, it is an incredibly powerful martial art which can be unleashed by from one's fingers. The weakest movement is the one of the pinky finger and the strongest being the one unleashed from the thumb. The creator of this move was a young man that eventually broke through to the Divine God realm and created a planet of his own in this Martial World. Actually, I am going to stop calling it that because I just remembered that stupid wizard invasion… Ahem… forget I mentioned that… Don't want to let loose any spoilers too soon…

My Point Is, that the boy who created this move wore a pair of fine Platinum Galaxy Cow Leather gloves while executing this technique. In that life I was… Not that unfortunate cow… what? You don't believe me! I am telling the truth this time… er… as I have always been so far, hmph… doubting my liability, how dare you! I really was a plant, a Mother Earth Supreme Star grass. It is a kind of grass with incredibly long but thin roots and my roots were used as the thread to stitch up those gloves. That's why I know exactly how to use this technique, and of course I wanted to have a grand entrance.

Unfortunately, my body was unable to handle that much power so I passed out and later found myself lying face first in the dirt when I woke up.

->Liu Meili's Interjection<-

After he blasted that useless half-sister of mine straight into the sky with his move he started screaming in pain because he had obliterated his own finger for his stupidity. There was a reason the creator of that move used gloves when executing that technique. Being stupid results in stupid things happening to you…

Furthermore, he was just pretending to have passed out. I am one of the best assassin's from Earth, of course I know the difference between a conscious and unconscious man.

->End of Liu Meili's Interjection<-