Young Master Jun

Jun woke up, and immediately felt...panicked. It was the only thing not normal right now, panicky Jun. When did he start going frenzy so easily? Jun remembered getting thrown across the hall by bug, but he didn't remember dying...?

[Since your death.]

Ah? He indeed died.

'But I'm very much alive...,' Jun looked at his body, 'wait...this is not my body!'

In front of him was a chubby hand, very soft and squishy. His stomach was bulging a bit, and his skin was slightly pink. Jun blinked a few times, and felt his eyes turn watery...

Jun immediately went down from whatever square thing it was (It was a sofa), and ran towards the nearest mirror. The walls were slightly covered in mirror, which he was thankful of. Jun's two pudgy legs worked to their limits until Jun flopped in front of a mirror.

'No way!'

[Yes way.]

Jun was scared again. He, who led a normal life, a good life of a minor character...was stuck with this mysterious voice of a...handsome man...it seemed. Jun wanted to roll over or probably turn around, probably, his face would change but no!

What was this heavenly face of a little boy? Two round squishy cheeks, watery eyes and a cute little nose. Jun had reincarnated as a little boy? He just wanted a normal life! He didn't want the reincarnation that was bestowed upon him.

[Upset?]

'Who are you even?' Jun glared around, but couldn't find the source of the voice. It was very cute. Two round watery eyes glaring around and two squishy cheeks puffed out like a hamster. The voice wanted to kiss those round cheeks but he held back.

[I am a God.]

'I don't believe you, you're not normal,' Jun thought. It seemed that the voice could communicate with him through his mind, so Jun kept on spewing insults at the voice. Thankfully, Jun had not talked yet, so he still didn't know how cute his voice was.

[Well, I come from an alternate universe.]

Jun had been a normal teenager, and he grew up to be a normal adult. Like all normal people, he had a hobby, which was reading not-so-normal novels. In those novels, reincarnation happened as many times as people eat food. People eat food everyday, some people fast, but still, most of the human population eat everyday.

So...in novels, reincarnation happened everyday.

[So, boy, I noticed that you're completely different from all the humans around you. That's why I chose to let you reincarnate immediately.]

'And, your point?' Jun was a 25 years old in a little kid's body, and he still didn't know how young he was. It's good if he's 7-8 years old, but what if he was one fifth of his real age? Wouldn't that be bad?

[I will make you my messenger in this world! You have to achieve great things! Then you say that it's all my help! With the power of faith, I can get stronger and finally meet you! Don't you want to see how I look like?]

'No,' Jun didn't want this. He just wanted to die peacefully, even if he entered the headlines, he didn't want to reincarnate. He didn't reincarnate to his younger self but instead he reincarnated to some other brat's body. He didn't even like his cute appearance.

Jun's past body was pretty much average. His strength was average, thus allowing him to free-fly like a cannonball across the hall. His face was average, thus making him a single dog who knew nothing about romance. His brain was average, thus making his scores more average than ever. Jun felt that being average was good, being normal was good, he just wanted a good life!

But this God had to make him reincarnate...

[Don't reject so quickly! Because I'm a God, I can help you in this life!]

'Then make me reincarnate to a much more normal body!' Jun clenched his pudgy hands, which seemed more cute than scary.

[I-I can't meddle much, or this universe's protector might destroy me...]

'...'

"Unreliable," Jun spoke, then felt ashamed of his cute squeaky voice. Jun wanted to hide his face in embarassment. What was that cute little voice? It was a bit hoarse though. Not normal at all.

[Well, this body has just died recently, due to fever...]

'...'

Before Jun could complain to the God about his new body, a man wearing a suit walked over to him. Jun immediately panicked as he tried to move, but his body was so tired he couldn't even stand up on his two pudgy legs.

"Young Master Jun, don't overwork yourself," the man said, picking him up, "you have a fever."

Somehow, Jun felt that the man's voice was a bit...monotone. Though he didn't complain as he was frozen stiff in the man's hold. The man had called him Young Master Jun, so the man must be a...bodyguard...of some sort. Jun wasn't used to the life of the rich, so of course he was confused.

"Young Master Jun, mistress will come home in a while, so you don't need to feel lonely," the bodyguard said.

Jun, although unwilling to hear the cute voice again, opened his mouth and asked, "Who are you?"

The bodyguard was stunned, "Young Master Jun? You have forgotten? My name is Zhen Long, you can call me brother Long."

"..."

[Oh~ And I forgot to tell you to not be too OOC~ Don't reveal your true age-ah~]

'This God is not normal at all...not normal-ah!'