 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

Recently, Nalan Hongwu had been coming into the shop quite late.

He was late today even though the 7th and 8th episodes of Jade Dynasty were released.

He didn't even ask about the new TV series. After watching Jade Dynasty, he went on to play Silent Hill 2.

Xiao Yulv had been waiting on a couch before the big screen. "Sir! Aren't you going to broadcast the 5th and the 6th episodes of Jade Dynasty?"

"Today I'll put on the new TV series on the livestream first." Fang Qi glanced at him and said, "Then, I'll broadcast Jade Dynasty."

"Ahh!" Xiao Yulv felt as if a kitten were tickling his insides. He had to wait another two hours to know what happens next in Jade Dynasty.

"What's the new TV series, Sir?" Xiao Yulv had just arrived, and he asked after a glance at the small blackboard, "Wind and Cloud? Is it good?"

Fang Qi's face turned dark. "Beggars can't be choosers. After all, you can watch it without charge!"

This Guy Is Toxic