After it feels like an eternity, Bnan finds himself in a very dark environment.
"Urgh, what is this place?" asked Bnan in his heart.
"Is this the afterlife? Whet, this is not what I expected! Doesn't it suppose to have some souls linger around together at least" said Bnan.
"Wait a minute, hahaha, stupid me. You don't even open your eyes and start to complain already." laughed Bnan.
He tries to open his eyes only just to encounter the same dark environment.
"Oh, my gracious god! This is the worst! I can't even see now, aye? How I'm supposed to think about what to do next? Damn son!" Bnan feels extremely frustrated!
"It seems I can't even move? Heh, whatever then! I'll just sleep!" said Bnan which after he just goes back straight to sleep.
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Back on Highgate Cemetery, there is a new tombstone erected.
Yes, it is Bnan's indeed. It seems it is only just a few minutes after the burial as there is still quite a lot of people surrounding his grave.
Bnan is an orphan nut there is no lack of people come to his funeral.
Throughout his life, many people like to associate themselves with him as he is very funny, caring and charming too.
He easily makes friends when he is alive, and he appreciates each of them.
He always becomes the planner of their birthday parties, and he was always there when they needed someone to talk to.
There are also people who he helped, just a small favor.
But it meant a lot to them.
He is a great friend, brother and also human.
Slowly, people start to lessen. They go one by one until there is only one person left, refusing to even budge a little from there.
Near to the grave, there seems a woman wearing a black suit standing on the ground, Caroline.
She looks towards the grave while muttering something with a vacant look.
Her usually bright, beautiful blue eyes now look empty, too empty.
Like a soulless puppet, an abused pet, simply like a loss being.
It seems she already shed her tears before coming to the funeral.
But suddenly, Caroline starts kneeling and wailing, "You damn liar! You said you...we promised to love each other forever!"
"Now, you left me alone...alone...how I can live my life anymore after...after..." cried Caroline and as it is like the heavens also want to mourn Bnan's death with her.
The rain starts falling heavily filled with much grief and sorrow.
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Meanwhile, back to our protagonist. A major revelation occurs to him.
"Damn it, I should know! This is not an afterlife, bullshit, I'm in a womb for god sake!" said Bnan.
"How do I know? It's only just a few seconds after I was born, god-damn it!" said Bnan angrily.
Then, something strikes him. He feels very very very weird and a bit of afraid too.
It seems he was born...on a grassy bed, aye?
But that does not make any sense, who in the world that has a rational mind to smash will even think to give birth on a grassland, no?
It is so intolerable! Just go to the scary-looking hospital, it is a hundred times comfier than here.
"Damn it, I know this feels uncanny! There is someone who even licks me!" said Bnan already succumb to his fate.
"It's better if I cry and hear what will come out to know what creatures that I spawn into." Bnan starts to think about what will he do in the future.
It is not like Bnan is calm or anything but it just what he can do at the moment.
"Rawrrrr rawrrrrrr" Bnan listens to himself and starts to confirm that he is not born human.
"Okay, so now I am not human, that is some damn twist there. It just feels so weird, aaaaargh" said Bnan. In his heart, of course.
"Hmm, for now, it 50 percent sure that I am a cat or their family, as I feel like I have four legs and I 'roar' too," thought Bnan.
Bnan tries to figure out what type of cat is he.
Then, he realizes, "Ding, I know! I just have to look at what is my 'mother', and I'll know. Big brain!"
Bnan starts to open his eyes, "Huhu, now at the very least I can see something, aye?"
After a few seconds, he waits.
"What the hell! I still cannot see anything, damn it! Are there any creatures that were born blind?" Bnan tries to remember all the animal videos he watched and starts to conjure anything he can make.
Bnan tries to think but there are too many videos he had watched and to think while someone licks make your thought quite slow.
"Hmm, is it I'm just a normal cat? No, I'm in the big cat group. My mom's tongue feels very big. Born blind, is it?" said Bnan while he is still thinking.
"Oh my 300 IQ, I'm freaking know it! Other than that, I can't think of something else," said Bnan confidently.
"If my thought is correct, I was born as a TIGER! Hooray, at least I can kill and not be killed when I reach my adulthood." sighed Bnan feeling happy, but he feels conflicted as well.
It is quite normal to feel happy. At least you are not a buffalo, just waiting to be eaten by some hyenas, leopards or lions.
"Alright, I'm a tiger's cub. But that doesn't dispel my problem. Tiger's cub has a low rate of reaching adulthood. I can't die! I'll be a full-fledged tiger, a big hairy and awesome one at it" said Bnan.
"And I'll survive! I will survive this! Plus, with my human brain, it shouldn't be too much problem. I just need to find my mom, and stick with her until I can at the very least big enough to hunt" said Bnan.
"Here I come buffaloes, muahaha!" laughed Bnan.