Muten Roshi-Sama and Oolong The Terrible

After leaving Mount Paozu, Bulma with her Airbike and me with flying we soon stopped as Bulma needed to do her business however 3 minutes later a loud shriek rang out through the forest from what I could tell it was Bulma, it seems it's that dinosaur that wanted to eat Bulma at the start meaning we're soon going to meet Shu and Mai from the Pilaf Gang.

After laser beaming the dinosaur to cinders me and Bulma left it soon became night and we stopped at an area with flat ground Bulma used a house capsule and she said do I want to eat anything I said no as I don't need to eat Qi is all I need, I only ate sometimes to remember the taste of foods and drinks because I don't need it it's like how Namekians don't eat and only drink water to survive except I don't need anything to sustain myself thank Kami for the Majin Buu draw.

When I went out I could already feel two presences outside they were probably Mai and Shu, I was right they are they wanted the Dragon Balls I didn't give it to them before they could attack wolf packs had appeared they ran off due to fright the same for the wolf pack ever since my Qi mutated and became Pink most animals tended to be frightened of me and ran away as they could feel a malleable force from my body I could however hold that force in if I wanted to.

Next Morning: I remember this was when I found 'Turtle' Muten Roshi's pet turtle

Oh yeah I keep on forgetting about my system functions I'll probably shuttle to another Verse later but I'll probably curb stomp each plane I go to anyway, let me do my daily draw

The lottery wheel starts with a spectrum of colours going round and round finally it stops at SR Uzumaki Naruto?

Wait what there's nothing useful here other than the Shadow Clone jutsu, even though I like Naruto comparing the power levels to DBZ is like comparing an ant to a dinosaur, ah forget it doesn't matter I'll see what I get tomorrow so what does Uzumaki Naruto have in his Card file:

Uzumaki Naruto: Healing, Sage mode(5x multiplier),Kyubi mode (10x multiplier),Bijuu Mode (30x multiplier),Six paths mode (70x multiplier),All Elements mastered, Magnet release,Lava Release,Boil Release,Kage-Bunshin no Jutsu, Summoning Technique,Rasengan (All variations),Harem no jutsu, 100% Kyubi Chakra as well as other remnants of tail beasts.

The Six Paths Mode is truly powerful, if humans in DBZ had these multipliers how powerful would they be. Anyway I was truly shocked by the multiplier. Soon I saw a brown turtle on the ground it looked like it was dehydrated it saw me and said "can you please tell me the directions to the sea"

I showed him and I said, "sure I was looking for Muten Roshi anyway, wait a few seconds I'll bring back some sea water for you and I'll take you to the sea"

Bulma didn't seem to want to take turtle but eventually agreed due to me saying I'll fly there carrying you two and because of this she's been holding on really tight on my left hand and Turtles on my Right hand.

We soon arrived at Muten Roshi's Island but there was no one there. Suddenly we heard a noise, "yes now go to the left to the right bend over" and we also saw a fountain of blood blasting through the roof of a house called Kame House.

The old man seemed to have realized there were visitors and quickly cleaned himself up

Then Turtle went Roshi and said this boy was the one who saved me the girl didn't do anything. Roshi came to me asked my name I replied to him saying, "My name is Son Goku and my Grandfather is Son Gohan" suddenly the light in his eyes changed and said "how is Gohan is he fine and do you want to inherit my Kame-Style Martial Arts"

I reply to him, " Grandpa is fine he is doing well and yes I do want to inherit the Kame-Style Martial Arts however I am on a quest after the quest I will train under you Master Roshi"

He soon said enough of this tell me what do want forget I'll call the immortal Phoenix, Turtle Interjected and said Roshi the Phoenix died of food poisoning just give him the nimbus cloud and so I got the Nimbus this is when Bulma notices The Dragon Ball however I ask for it before get and Master Roshi gives it to me saying he never found a use for the stone anyway.

Soon me and Bulma left, because I had asked for the Dragon Ball Bulma didn't need to show her underwear.

Goku and Bulma soon arrived at the next location, it was a small village however no one was out on the streets Goku used his energy sense and found that every house had people it's just that no one came outside seeing this I'm sure the enemy this time is Oolong.

Goku went to the nearest house and knocked on the door however someone broke their axe on his head he looked up and saw it was just a normal person.

The man said, "thank Kami it's not Oolong The monster, sorry for that Kid"

Goku then asked, " what do you mean by monster" He soon informed Goku of Oolong the terrible and the villagers all came out as it wasn't Oolong Goku saw the woman who had a Dragon Ball and asked, "if I defeat Oolong will you give me your Dragon Ball "

The woman accepts and we all wait for a few hours Until Oolong shows up while this was happening Goku remembered he had a draw

So the system lottery wheel started spinning in different colours and landed on R !

(R)'Briefs of Invisibility': the ability to cast the user invisible once wearing the briefs- good for peeping toms and old men with luxury comfort also padded with the utmost of luxury made with Wyvern Hyde and Archaea Chameleon skin

Wait, what I guess all my luck is gone "sigh".

The only person who'd gladly take them would be Master Roshi, I shouldn't be sulking as I've got two good draws already maybe my next draw will be better.

Another Hour went by and finally Oolong appeared but he appeared as some kind of creepy Doctor, I didn't want to deal with this any longer so I used my telekinesis and dragged him in the air next to me he couldn't so he eventually told the parents where their daughters were after that Oolong Joined our crew and Goku got the Dragon Ball from the woman, Bulma started saying, "not long left before we can summon the Dragon 'Shenron' and realize our wish"

Oolong suddenly spoke after being quit all this time, "yo any of you twits got anything to eat I'm starving and bruised up after all the beatings I got from the parents"

Bulma quickly responded and said, "well I don't have any food but I have a capsule cookie" Oolong then replied, "wait you have a capsule cookie don't they cost like 10,000 zeni why would you give me something so expensive " Bulma then replied, "it doesn't matter we're now friends" Oolong quickly gulped the whole cookie and said "delicious absolutely delicious" Bulma then added "by the way I added a new bacon flavoring to it with some chunks of pork belly" Oolong immediately tried to vomit what he ate out but it didn't work Oolong never spoke again.

Bulma checked her pocket suddenly found out all her capsules were gone and that Oolong had disappeared, "Piii Piii"

Suddenly Oolong felt like he had just ate a bowl of laxatives, after a while Oolong appeared again with a tired expression on his face he asked what it was and Bulma replied, "it is a laxative that lasts 15 days and every time I say Pii Pii you'll feel like you want to take a dump on the floor immediately"

Oolong replied " You witch you're not even human how could you do this"

Bulma replied, "it's your choice you better not escape or it'll happen again you're only with us as a punishment for what you did to the villagers next time don't do that"

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