15 It's my treat!!

*05.07 Sasuke house

Today is the day they give us our team designation, if my memory doesn't fail me that mean I will be in a team with Naruto and Sakura. I remember Naruto fail last week exam, because he still can't control his chakra to perform simple bunshin. From what happened last week night Naruto still become genin.

*Flashback no Jutsu

Naruto walk out dejected from the exam room, I see him walk out with blank look on his eye. I don't think it's a good idea for me to cheer him, as I don't know what to say to cheer him.

He walk to a quite hall with no one, and got called by Mizuki. 'So this is the turning point of Naruto life' I thought to my self hiding my presence observing from outside the academy. I wait for him to come out from the building.

Waiting for sometime until no one was observing him I walk up to him. "How was your test Naruto?" I ask him even though I know the results. He startled "It's just you teme. I failed the exam, but it's okay I still can be ninja through other way." he say to me. "does it have anything with what you talk about with Mizuki-sensei?" I ask him. he with a fear struck face surprised by what I just say. "Yo- you how did you know??!! Please don't tell anyone, this is my ticket becoming a ninja." he plea to me. "it's okay, Naruto I will help you this time." I assure him. He visibly relaxed "what will you help me with?" he ask me "here" I give him seal tag "some are normal smokescreen, the other is sleeping gas, and some numbing gas to." he look at the seal I give him. "Ooohh!! this will help alright" he seem enjoy every thing in his life. "Then I'm off, don't forget to wear gas mask." I walk away from him, and hiding while waiting for the night.

he seem able to sneak pass those chunin that guarding the archives. I follow him within a considerable distance. He get inside the hokage archives. I follow him as he get inside and take the forbidden scroll. He walk out slowly with the scroll on his back.

When he reach the entrance hall to hokage archives, some one call him. "What are you doing here Naruto-kun?" the voice say. I tense up holding my breath and suppressing my chakra even more. Naruto look up and see his Hokage-jiji. "I will be ninja Jiji." Naruto say with determination "Oiroke no jutsu"

*poof

Naruto turn into female version of him naked, no smoke hiding the part like anime and manga damn those booty. "did you just call for me Jiji?" Naruto say in slurty voice.

*pssshhh

The hokage got nosebleed and lose consciousness. No flying with nosebleed as propeller there. I'm shocked that really work. I thought it's not gonna work in real life, that why I gave him those seal.

I'm inside the hokage archives now. This place is where all those important documents that supposed only hokage could see. I active my sharingan, I dash and memorize everything inside. All those secret deal with other village, secret mission that affecting other village life line, some jutsu and theories which is to advance and unfinished that written by second hokage. 'so this is how Konoha keep the peace after losing the Fourth hokage and my clan massacre, I thought it was strange why no other village use it to their advantage.'

Before the hokage wake up I finished scanning everything, I sneak pass the same way I get inside. After I got out I lost Naruto. 'meh, he will be fine'. I just come back home.

*Flashback no Jutsu - Kai

And that's how I know some of Konoha dark dealing, and the basic to learn space-time jutsu my self. From the second hokage note, he start learning the space-time element from feeling how storage seal and summoning jutsu work. Let's put that as a project for later. For now let's do my morning routine and then get ready to go to academy.

*08.17 am Konoha Shinobi academy, class 6A.

I walk inside the class it's seem everyone is here already. I hear someone talk to Naruto. "oya, Naruto what cha doing here, this is only for those who past the exam" the guy ask him. " can't you see my forehead protector man." they keep chattering. I walk to Naruto. "it's seem everything work fine with you huh." Naruto looked at me, I think he still doesn't take it well enough about everytime I beat him up in taijutsu spar. "what's that supposed to mean, Teme." He snarked at me "I mean what I mean Naruto." and get to my seat.

Ino and Sakura walk in side by side, laughing and talking like usual. Naruto doesn't fawn over her like how it was, since Sakura doesn't fawning over me like she was. But he still like her, I think it's because she is his only friend in the past before Sakura got brainw-I mean consoling from her mother about staying away from Naruto.

Sakura and ino sit beside me and Naruto is behind me. These girl still doesn't give up, but it's not I dislike the company. They start conversation with me, but at the same time still competing with each other. 'tch, troublesome woman indeed'. My Savior came in the form of Iruka with the list of team.

Iruka sensei explaining about the team dividing, why there is a team, and everyone of us will be training under these jounin as our Sensei. He explaining in long winded way, it make me want to sleep. it's feel like forever. He finally tell the team composition.

When it reach team 7 I perk up. "Team 7 Uzumaki Naruto,...." Naruto focusing his eye on Iruka "Haruno Sakura,...." I can't see what Naruto expression is but the happiness radiating behind me tell me very much how he feel. As for Sakura she seem a bit down on my right. "Uchiha Sasuke....." Sakura visibly brighten upon that. "Your jounin sensei will be Hatake Kakashi." everything stay the same.

After everyone get their team we are dismissed and told that our sensei will be here in the afternoon class. Iruka walk out leaving us. I call everyone as everyone I mean the guys that I talk to usually, to come with me to Yakiniku-Q. that mean it was Naruto, Sakura, Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and don't be shocked Shino too, yeah he is a nice guy despite his lack of communication. I notice Shino and Kiba looking at Hinata. "Yeah, Hyuga-san you can came too. It's my treat!!!" Hinata seem happy to be able to came.