Chapter 284: End of Exchange Session

"Where are your hotdogs and cola?" Dong Fang Yue Chu asked me. I stared at him, utterly confused.

"Huh? What hotdogs and cola?"

"Aren't you supposed to bring them to some other dimension to share them with your friends from some empire, one of them being a prince?"

"…I have no idea what you're talking about." actually, I did, but I couldn't be bothered to give a straight man's retort to Dong Fang Yue Chu's nonsense. He stared at me suspiciously, then turned away and dug through his backpack.

"Here! This is for you, it's a perfect disguise!"

…and he produced a clown costume that he presented to me. I stared at him dumbly, this time genuinely not understanding.

"…uh…"

"Put this on!"

"Hell, no!" I screamed and slapped the costume away. "Why the fuck would I dress up as a clown?! I mean, I enjoyed the movie adaptations of Stephen King's It, but there's no way in hell I would wear a clown costume!"