Not the choices again
"Ok I think I'm ready," I said after taking a few minutes to reorganize my thoughts. The tanuki nodded and tapped the empty space in front of him. A screen rippled into place with the same sound as a Wii starting up.
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Welcome~
New user registration confirmed please enter name: ________________
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Along with the music that decided to rape my ears this is what showed up on the screen. For a second I just stared. "Is this like a nickname or something? Can I just put anything?" I asked looking towards the tanuki.
"Yes you can put anything but I advise you to put your own name. Cause if you put something stupid up there I'm sure you wouldn't want any women to call you something like oh I don't know A**Blaster42 or maybe Vaynes'hotride, Oh and Blowmejynxplz. Catch my drift?" The fact that he knows some of my usernames makes me wonder if it also saw 'that' folder. With the shit-eating grin that's on its face, I know well enough that if I don't ask I won't find out. Turning back to the screen I typed my name.
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Welcome~
New user registration confirmed please enter name: Luke
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I'm not gonna use my last name since its unneeded and press enter.
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New User registration complete~
Transportation process entering final stages
Please select a category to begin-
Knowledge of the world
Knowledge form your world
Innate ability
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'Hmmm' I tilt my head to the side 'Ummm' I tilt my head to the other side 'Urg-oof' I tried to lean back into my chair and fell on my back. 'Right I'm not in my room right now I have to take this seriously!' Mentally cheering my self up. Pretty sure I saw the tanuki sweatdrop. I made my choice.
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Knowledge of the world*
Spiritual energy Introduction
Physical energy Introduction
True essence Introduction
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Easy ways to hook up with demi-humans
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Map of the world
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Monster index
Monster sex index
My experience with chakra
Best parts of a monster to eat
Poisonous plants and monsters
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How to build the death star
How to pilot the death star
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A list of options appeared before my eyes and just skimming through it made my eyebrow twitch. I tapped on the first option.
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Knowledge of the world*
Spiritual energy Introduction *
Intro: A basic energy of humans makes mana.
confirm purchase? "Yes" "No"
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That didn't tell me much I quickly press no and tried the next one.
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Knowledge of the world*
Spiritual energy Introduction
Physical energy Introduction *
intro: A basic energy of humans makes stamina.
confirm purchase? "Yes""No"
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Once again I hit no. I already know about true essence and I get the feeling I won't learn more so I scroll past it and keep looking. Scrolling past the weird and random opinions I stop at one that interested me
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Monster sex index
My experience with chakra*
Intro: A biography of someone who could use the energy chakra
confirm purchase? "Yes""No"
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"Eh? There's another energy type?" I turned and asked the tanuki.
"I already told you all I needed to tell you." the tanuki said dismissively while taking a sip from his pot. I thought long and hard and decided to go for it and hit the yes.
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Monster sex index
My experience with chakra*
Intro: A biography of someone who could use the energy chakra
confirm purchase? ""Yes""
Are you sure? "Yes""No"
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I hit the yes again.
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Monster sex index
My experience with chakra*
Intro: A biography of someone who could use the energy chakra
confirm purchase? ""Yes""
Are you sure? ""Yes""
♡Thank for your purchase♡
Data transfer starting...
1%..5%..15%....50%....80%...100%
Ding!
Transfer complete!
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After a short wait, I suddenly feel like something was added to my head. I feel like if I close my eyes I will see what it was. So I did. I see a very small book in my head. There were only about 4 pages. I suddenly felt like I was tricked. I press my palms together and pray to the new almighty person I just heard about first good luck and mentality flip the book open.
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My name is Theodore Matthews and I can't believe I'm still alive. When the procedure began the pain I felt could rival the feeling of someone taking a dull rusty kitchen knife and slowly sawing off one of my testicles. Not like I've felt that before but I felt that way. Carrying on, I woke up to a nail-biting pain that seemed to slowly flow around my body. With this slow-moving pain, I came to realize that I had successfully fused my mana and stamina to create chakra. I like any other person who did this was preparing to die instantly but it seems I'm very much alive the pain proves so. Checking my body for clues and I found that it was my innate element that kept me alive. I have a rare innate light element. It seems that the light element fused with my chakra and along with the violent chakra hurting my body the light element is completing with it to heal my body though it seems the light element is having a hard time keeping up with the chakra at least I'm still alive"Next page
After a few days, I've noted that chakra is an overbearing energy. It's only a small amount yet it makes my whole body scream in pain. I also learned that it messes with my emotions. I was doing fine one moment and stubbed my toe on the counter... Let's just say I now need a new counter. If not for my light element I might have keeled over by now. I focused on my light element and also discovered that if I'm not careful with even that then the chakra will go out of control. Tried casting a low leveled light element spell but the chakra just overloaded the spell causing it to fail. I almost lost control. After a while longer I finally raised my light element affinity from minor to basic. Instantly I could tell the difference. the light element is healing faster then the chakra is destroying. So I tried my hand at trying to increase my chakra l. It turned out fine though slow it was moving"Next page
It's been 3 years since I've last updated this. In my findings, I found that my body can't keep up with my chakra even with my now middle stage Intermediate light affinity. Even though it heals it gets damaged right after. A cycle of damaging and healing my body does get stronger as a result but the more my chakra increases the more violent it gets. according to my calculations, my current chakra puts me at the level of a beginner Junior Magus. But if I go all out I can cause trouble for a Peak Junior Magus. This runs the heavy risk of my chakra running out of control. I also found that it's important to use elemental attacks for only short bursts. I learned this the hard way when I focused some light elements into my finger and mixed it with chakra. It was a decent burst of power reaching senior Magus level but after holding it for more than 5 seconds my finger turned into light and flew away. Imagine my face when it happened. "Next page
2 Years have pasted again and I managed to make so minor advancements and one major discovery. I finally reach the peak Junior Magus level. my light element affinity has reached peak Intermediate and almost at minor advanced. I think I can try for the senior level soon but I'll do so later. The major discovery I made when experimenting with some warriors. I found a way to help them fuse their souls with their bodies. I found this out when my finger disappeared after a bit of time I found that Since chakra is a combination of body soul and mind then just like when a mage infuses his soul with elements when I infused elements into my finger that means my soul is also part of my body and since it's not being contained than that part just elementalize and turned into a streak of light. I went into another bout of experiments that cost me a toe and learned that a small soul magic spell could draw out the soul from its natural habitat and into the body. This soul spell isn't very complicated even a novice mage can do it but that's not recommended. After this discovery, I turned it over to the adventurers guild and they almost forced the guild leader position on to me if not for me taking the money and running away I feel like they would have created a church in my name. Now though I have all the mages in the world hating my guts. Trying to accuse me of doing live experiments on humans and being the devil's minion. A few days ago a divine Magus invited me to the kingdom. At first, I wasn't going to accept it but the guild head of the main adventures guild told me that he would also be present so I decided to accept it. I'll write again at a later date.
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Seeing the word end put me off a bit. If this was the end didn't that mean the guy died at that meeting? I turned to the tanuki and ask just that question.
"Well, he did die not long after. In fact, it was a complete accident the way he died. The magic guild and adventurers guild came to a treaty and wanted to reward him for his achievements. What they didn't expect was for a monster riot to happen at that time and the poor guy earned the ire of a Magus king level beast. Even when he escaped the beast was a persistent one and continued to chase him and calling on a bunch of other beasts. They backed him into a corner forcing him to fight. In the end, he was overwhelmed and putting his all into one final attack. He was able to critically wound the magus king level beast before turning into a streak of light and dying."
"Poor guy." I said after swallowing a mouthful of saliva. Looking through the book again I feel like I learned quite a bit about chakra. It got me thinking. I had an idea in mind but I have to first look through my other two choices. So I pulled up the screen.
*Wii music*
"I'm gonna puke."
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Please select a category to begin-
Knowledge form your world
Innate ability*
minor Innate strength
minor Innate mana body
minor innate defenses
minor innate speed
minor innate soul sense
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minor innate stamina regeneration
minor innate mana regeneration
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minor water affinity
minor fire affinity
minor earth affinity
minor wind affinity
minor ice affinity
minor darkness affinity
minor light affinity
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minor body regeneration
minor innate body growth
minor innate hair growth
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Another list of choices but after reading the chakra biography only one really caught my eye.
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minor body regeneration*
intro: The body is always trying to return to peak condition.
confirm purchase? "Yes""No"
minor innate body growth
minor innate hair growth
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"If the body is returned to peak does that mean that it would be just like the light element of that guy but if I had both this and the light element I could out heal the chakra?" I direct my question at the tanuki while reading the intro. The tanuki just took a sip of his pot and continued waiting. Seeing as I wouldn't get anything I decided it was worth the shot. If I'm correct this could be more useful then the light element in the early stages and if I get a good innate element I can maybe push this further then he did. So I double-tap yes.
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minor body regeneration*
intro: The body is always trying to return to peak condition.
confirm purchase? ""Yes""
Are you sure ""Yes""
♡Thank you for your purchase♡
Data transfer starting...
1%..5%..15%....50%....80%...100%
Ding!
Transfer complete!
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I felt a shiver going down my body. I felt like I just finished a 20-minute long night session. I sat there savoring the feeling. If another person of there they would see me with a face of absolute bliss. "Ahem! Kid get on with it no more wasting time." A certain tanuki knocked me out of my state. Blushing heavily I went to the Last section.
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Please select a category to begin-
Knowledge form your world*
How to train haki
How to use your fingers to shoot a rail gun
How to talk to animals
How to change into a cat
How to create a devil fruit
How to create a curse seal
How to get stronger while sleeping
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How to increase your penis size
How to get ripped
How to get a stand
How to train your dragon
How to develop the ultra instinct
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Renegade immortal cultivation path
Martial world cultivation path
Martial God asura cultivation path
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How to hulk out
How to use radiation to get powers
How to cultivate pills
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How to drive a car
How to fly a plane
How to design a game
How to make a lady fall for you
How to make viagra
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How to make your hand feel like a Vagina
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When he said everything I didn't expect everything. There was a lot that left me in awe and there were ones that made me sweatdrop. The ones that really caught my eye were the cultivation paths. I remember that the Martial world one had something about the 8 gates.
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Renegade immortal cultivation path
Martial world cultivation path*
Intro: Cultivate to reach the peak of the human body by destroying your mind body and soul. Need treasures for later stages.
confirm purchase? "Yes""No"
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Hmmm This would be good for my chakra but contradicts my regeneration body. I'll check the renegade immortal one.
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Renegade immortal cultivation path*
Intro: cultivate body and soul to an immortal body and soul to create the origin soul. Need full soul for later cultivation.
confirm purchase? "Yes""No"
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"Isn't this perfect? If I fuse chakra then let it become an origin soul, wouldn't that be like creating a bijuu?" I double tap yes without hesitation.
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Renegade immortal cultivation path*
Intro: cultivate body and soul to an immortal body and soul to create the origin soul. Need full soul for later cultivation.
confirm purchase? ""Yes""
Are you sure? ""Yes""
♡Thank you for your purchase♡
Data transfer starting...
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Ding!
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Just like when I got the biography I felt something added to my head. I quickly close my eyes to check.
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Qi Condensation: Completion N/A
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(Message from the Almighty: I forgot about these Methods and after reading through these I gave them a tweak. Now they use Mana/Stamina/chakra and naturally I don't have THAT much time to waste so I made them into upgradeable skills. They still count as knowledge but now they take up a skill slot since it's a path. When you absorb true essence to refine yourself this skill will automatically run. Although that immortal business has been removed I hope you work hard! FIGHT ON!)
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There are many chose words I would like to say to this guy and a few ancestors I would like to greet but I feel like I might get nerfed harder if I complain. Also other then the first stage I got no other information about the method I only have a hint of where this is heading. A loud thump on a round belly brought me out of my thoughts.
"Now that you're all done it's about time I sent you on your way. Also if you see any tanukis don't attack them they are one of the few friendly monsters. Playful but friendly none the less." Said the tanuki while making finger typing motions in the air.
A green circle appeared below me and started to shine. While this is happening I'm still organizing all the things that happened so far. From being transmigrated to another world and having to fight for my life. To the unreasonable almighty person who I still wish to have a face to face chat with. My life on earth and my dead parents. Finally the talking tanuki with a weird voice and although I wasn't trying to find out, it was pretty obvious on whether it was a guy or a woman. I mean the guy is about 4 feet tall and his package is about 2 and a half feet long. (A/N: If you don't know what I'm talking about then look up a few tanuki pictures on google. They are well hung) I had to keep my eyes above his head to not feel weirded out. With those thoughts running to my head the tanuki gave one last wave and taps the air one last time and Boom. I guess they thought I didn't have enough the first time and decided to give me another serving of that bright a*s light. I'm sent off on another trial of trying to remember if my eyes even exist anymore.