Dumbles head

I'm just chilling here eating Doritos, but these turkeys keep giving this stare like they are looking at a car about to hit them.

Me:'Its so creepy, I understand your scared but your staring at me .'

Me:"Can you please stop and go about your lives."

They hurriedly did what I asked Harry .

Me:'I've always liked hagrid character , amd thats why when I took the chance to befriend him, I met him once me and him went out for a chat a while back and said I would try to get him a dragin after hanging out with hin we really hit it off and I used some mental manipulations and we shook and we officially became friends and I made it so I'm more important than anything.'

Me:'yup so I have allies in high places very nice.'

Me:'Everything is setup for my absolute victory I have plot armor spies and a powerful ally with a mini army full of powerful wizards soom I will have my revenge fordsy.'

Me:'But first I need to take care of Rick Sanchez I know he'll try to save ford they are allies if my deductions are right amd if I don't take Rick by suprise he will probably kill me.'

Me:'What to do? , what to do?'

Me:'Oh I've got an idea why don't I conquer a few nore worlds to help with this endeavor more power should do, yes I cam conquer a part of the multiverse and then I can go after Rick.'

Me:'I need to gain powerful allies , perhaps dragon ball mext to gain goku , goku black, and bulma, and a few more vital members from the dragon ball universe, oh and kira from death note would be very helpful.'

Me:'The more brains the better I am going to get goku after all .'

Me:'Well this should help with dealing with Rick maybe I should recruit saitama as Well.'

Me:'If possible i should try to use Rick c 137 if I can't then I'll use the contingency plan I'm planning to kill him , evil morty could help as well.'

Me:'For now I should take over this universe.'

Me:'Ok time to #uck with Crumbles tonight.'

A few hours later

Wow his mind is pretty white,bland I dare say.

Then I saw him the man the myth the pedo dumbles.

Me:"Dumbles did you miss me."

He looks suprised , amd kind of scared.

Me:"Dumbles, I did say we would meet again."

Dumbledore:"Why are you here you Cyclops."

Me:"Thank you for acknowledging I have one eye currently, a all seeing one at that."

Me:"Oh and by the way I told Harry your secret..."

Dumbles looks so scared

Dumbles:"How do you know about harry?, And what secret?"

Me:"Well because I know and see all to answer your first question , and oh well of corse your deepest secret."

Dumbles:"What is it?"

he seems nervous.

Me:"Well that your a creepy old man who gives candy to little kids that makes them tell thw truth , oh and the reason why voldemort became a dark lord..."

Dumbledores nervousness seems to increase.

Me:'What is he so scared of to not let anyone know about it?'

Me:"And that the reason that voldemort became a dark lord was because you touched him."

Dumbles:"H.h.h.HOW did you find out!"

Me:'What The actually F#ck, I thought fanfictions were off about these things , now I'm concerned, was he interested in me, did my joke alter reality...'

Me:'Nah.'

Me:"Don't tell me you were trying to do the same to me when you were praising me, no you were weren't you?"

Fumbles:"Of course not."

I was sceptic

Me:'Regardless I'm going to disassemble is his dick molecule by molecule, as punishment.'

Me:'And poor Tom , I'll help you out hopefully you haven't become snake face.'

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Bill:"Remember dumbles is a pervy pedo , and what do we do to people like him we dissassemble them molecule by molecule."

Me:"Yeah just like anyone who disses on you, or those who refuse to read your wonderful story."

Bill:"Good job you finally managed to do your lines right."

Me:"Thanks bill."

Bill:"That was sarcasm you idiot sandwhich, now no pizza for you."

Me:"You know what I didn't want your $hitty pizza."

Bill:" why you...."

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