episode 3 apes are annoying
people screamed as a large a large gorilla like monster jumped from roof to roof with a large chest full of money under it's arms but when a kishin is causing trouble sora is the first usually called he has never lost a battle yet and the populace of most cities knew that quite well he was chasing the damn thing on the hardboiler since he can use his weapon powers to also summon vehicles and he really wished a weapon meister team was like double you could literally read their mind and each side had no choice but to work as a team other wise you couldn't control yourself but unfortunately with a universally compatible soul he was just quite unfortunate
"stop moving you damn thing i cant attack until i get a clear photo so i can gauge which form is best in this scenario" sora said he just kept driving until he noticed something in the sky
"is that a flying ship" sora asked there was indeed a large ship floating above the town and it was piloted by a crew of more gorilla kishins because that's just sora's luck fortunately they weren't moving so much he took a picture of the biggest gorilla on board and examined it
"tidus maxwell age 35 blood type A occupation swing ape gang leader this guy lead a gang of people who were basically land pirates they could never be caught because of the way the quickly dashed around town easily jumping from the street to the top of the building i guess that explains why they turned into gorillas" sora said he quickly got a closer picture to get a closer look before he begins in full
"of course he has four arms because of course he does you can never have an easy time sora can you" sora said as the den-o driver appears on his waist he hits the red button and scanned the ticket
"sword form" the driver said
"ore sanjou now lets play a little game of battleship" sora said
he reved his bike before chasing after the denliner he drove until he was in front of it pushing the brake so he can roll inside the train as he did so the bike turned into something compatible with the denliner and sora began driving the train itself this was one thing he always found hilarious when he used it he was literally driving a time travelling train the liner itself started to lift into the air as they followed the airship tidus not being so stupid noticed the large bullet train following them and took action or he tried to anyway
"ATTACK DESTROY THE PUNY TRAIN" tidus screamed
he had to hand it to them for being monsters they were somewhat well disciplined and immediately did as they were told sending explosive barrels at the denliner unfortunately that didn't really do anything
"pathetic" sora said but he then were hitting the town
"crap activate weapons systems" sora said he was trying to save the town not get it blown up
he inserted a pass into the bike causing two different cars to open up revealing animal based weapons when the gorilla's threw their bombs sora blasted them out of the sky kinda hoping they would all die on impact but he made certain they would not harm another as the denliner flew around them it blasted all of their weapons to oblivion the top of the front car then opened revealing sora with a sword in his hand
"thank god this thing has an auto pilot" sora said
the denliner then flew over the ship and sora jumped out and landed on his feet
"ha now i see why they send you after sending meisters after us when those other meisters failed to kill me only one managed i think i know what she meant now when she said hope was coming she even managed to wound me but even if you are only a weapon soul once i kill you we will gain immense power from your delicious soul" tidus said that caught slightly off guard as there was only one person who knew of me as the king of hope so she was hear and she managed to survive that did not surprise sora however he knew was immensely lucky as well as strong
"so you killed them i see well you broke rule number one there two things i will uphold above all else the second is being certain i can save lives even if it means sacrificing my own" sora said
"and what's the first" tidus asked
"you are destroying the hope i bring to people and i cannot have that so prepare for your execution" sora said and he said both things very calmly but he was all the more deadly because of it he charged at tidus slashing at him but tidus dodges before kicking sora back to the rest of the crew all of them were holding clubs and he started to wish he had his former meister he was a decent swordsman but his skills were his brains his marksmanship and obviously the drivers themselves but he was not going to lose here he jumped up and spun slashing them all in half because he was an excellent marksman he was perfect at timing and mid swing is when your guard is down they all turned into kishin souls leaving only tidus who jumped at him with a club in his own hand he tried and failed to smash sora but another he perfected for close quarters scenarios was dodging it was nearly impossible to hit him sora quickly began slashing at his back over and over again it was not his way of fighting but oh well he would only face a gorilla with a mace or even more preferably a hammer unfortunately he didn't have a form with either of those weapons so he's slashing away tidus retaliated by roaring which literally sent sora flying but the problem was he sent sora flying to the wheel giving sora a devious idea
"NOW YOU DONE IT" sora yelled
"done what" tidus asked sora back flipped to be in front of the wheel he grabbed it tightly
"YOU HAVE DONE FUCKED UP REALLY BIG TIME" sora laughed maniacally he spun the wheel with all his might causing tidus's eyes to widen then the airship began to rapidly speed causing everyone on board to get dizzy sora quickly grabbed the wheel causing the spinning to stop
"NOW FOR THE FINAL TOUCH" sora yelled causing the ship to speed up again tidus looked to see that they were on a collision course for a mountain
"HOLD ONTO SOMETHING" sora said
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" tidus screamed and than an explosion as the ship collided it exploded immediately due to all the explosives they had on board tidus and sora were now on the ground watching as hundreds of kishin and human souls to fall from the sky all around him he noticed then all of the burning money that he and his crew worked up gone he was taken over by sudden rage and madness he looked to see sora stretching his body his fur started to turn red as he roared at him
"watch it your breath stinks" sora said tidus jumped at him rage in his eyes but sora smirked as he ran a pass over the driver
"perfect spot" sora said
"full charge" the driver said
the blade of sora's sword shot into the sky still connected by a bolt of red lightning he then swung his blade horizontally causing it to slash tidus before going down slashing tidus into quarters he then tossed the blade to the side and scanned another pas and kicked him making a hole in tidus before he separates
"checkmate" sora said before untransforming grabbing all of the kishin souls and having one big meal and leaving when he was done