An old ancient beast is hungry

After James had seen the police off when they investigated his house, he was quite hungry. I mean he was old. Old people need food for muscles, and James wanted muscles dearly.

'I know that others can't see my muscles that I grow, but maybe there will be a loop hole! If I am able to livestream without others knowing I'm old, I can show off my muscles! ' James fantasized to himself.

His dreams of becoming a muscle model were near. It felt ever closer.

As James was fantasizing he felt his stomach rumble. He had forgotten he was hungry.

"Best to get to it, AHHAHAHAAH" James gafawed.

"Dude shut up. Jesus christ. " The system sighed.

James entered his kitchen and walked to his refrigerator, he opened it with expectations.

The only thing in the refrigerator was pudding, rice pudding, and milk.

"Where.. where is all the meat?!" James cried out. He truly was passionate for muscles.

"He doesn't enjoy eating with his dentures in.. so he doesn't." The system responded with a sigh. After a while, it had grown bored of seeing James suffer and was just disappointed instead.

After having a crying fit James decided it was about time to head to the grocery store as he needed to get much needed groceries.

So, of course, he opened his closet and took out a walking cane. He took his dentures out of the water and put them in his mouth. And with a cracking noise that will haunt your dreams, he was good to go!

James struggled to walk and even fell twice. He turned the door knob and opened the door slowly, using it as a rest for his decrepit body.

"Hehe. Almost there sonny!" He said jokingly. He was starting to not mind talking as an old man.

He walked out of his house carefully, he entered the side walk like a sane man and began walking. Thankfully the grocery store was very near, but to an old man like James, it was still an eternity.

"No way!" What shocked James was as he was walking he noticed a weird group.

It was a herd of old people!

There were all sorts of different type of old people, even a few hippie ones! Some were on wheelchairs, using electric scooters, using a skateboard, and one was driving a motorcycle. But the pattern remained the same, they were all moving in the same speed!

"Am I out of the crowd? I need to get in with the times." James sighed. He ignored the herd of old people because he liked to be by himself.

He was a lone wolf old man thing. And that's what he liked to be.

Soon he arrived to the market. And by soon I mean an hour. What would take other people five minutes, took this old ancient sweaty monster quite a lot longer.

The shines of the lights were bright to James's eyes but not to a high extent.

The system was lenient and didn't give him the real bodies senses to the full extent and left him with almost all of his.

A worker of the grocery store SafeMart walked over to the lost looking old man.

"Did you run from your home sweetie?" The female worker asked in a caring tone.

"Me? Don't joke youngster!" James replied. Who is this lady to talk to me like I'm an idiot? I'm a working teacher!

"System agrees with host on this one. Get her." The system said angrily.

"Oh.. my apologies sir! Do you need assistance shopping? I can call their department for you!" The women replied and swept the previous conversation under the rug. She knew how to change people's emotions.

"I don't need it. And I don't need you youngsters thinkin' you're better than me! Back in my day I made twice what you make and the economy was kankerdoodled in the bucket! Now leave me alone kid before I talk to your grandpa and have him set ya' straight!" James shouted as he spat onto the worker's face.

"... I'm sorry!" The worker said as she began to cry and run away to the nearest bathroom.

"Wow.. you have good taste host!" The system laughed.

James's model ego was really showing right about now.

Now, James had to find the aisle he was looking for.. 'Why is it so hard to see that high up there when my back is broken? ' James questioned.

Everything he does truly was an adventure.